| The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude - 624 sec
*this is not my work - all credits go to thewebsiteisdown.com*
After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you.
Created by: Josh Weinberg
Sales Guy: Casey Cochran
Web Dude: Josh Weinberg
Trevor from Arvada: Jesse
JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs
Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving
Music By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteam
User interface Open Source Credits:
// VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php
// Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank Bi
Thanks To:
Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux, Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and Microsoft (for creating so many things to make fun of).
Please Enjoy.
If you have problems logging in then just try harder.
Please don't sue me.
halo gaming unix animation short film trailer geek nerd humor machinima
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Auteur : der8lub
Tags: Website Down Sales Guy vs Web Dude funny tech support halo entertainment short film video game it unix nerd geek gaming
 | | Introduction to Website Optimizer Webinar - 3671 sec
Tom Leung discusses the importance and benefits of optimizing your website's design and content. He provides a detailed introduction to Website Optimizer, reviews the product's core features, and walks through a simple A/B test. October 30, 2007.
Auteur : Google
Tags:Google Tom Leung Website Optimizer Webinar
| | How to Make Your Own Website - 387 sec
In this 6-minute tutorial you'll learn how to make your own profit-making website. You'll use Yahoo, Yahoo SiteBuilder and Revver. Your money will come from Google Adsense ads, Revver affiliate fees and Amazon affiliate fees.
Auteur : nalts
Tags:nalts cubebreak website online video how to make revver adsense affiliate profit
| | Photoshop Tutorial Slice and Export a Website Layout + HTML - 1264 sec
Welcome to this video tutorial! We will learn how to take a Photoshop created web page layout template and slice it into individual pieces and then export it with an HTML file. We will cover user slices, layer based slices, auto slices, naming slices, assigning links to slices, alternate text for slices, creating multiple slices at one time, previewing our file in a web browser, saving individual slices as gifs or jpgs from the same document, and exporting a fully functional HTML file to go along with all of it. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Auteur : tutvid
Tags: Adobe Photoshop Tutorial Training Web Page Webpage Site Website Template Layout Slicing Optimize for Optimizing
| | Phone Webinar: Website Optimizer, What Should I Test? - 3794 sec
Recording of a recent phone webinar discussing top content to test on any web page and testing best practices.
Auteur : Google
Tags: website optimizer
| | Basic HTML and CSS Tutorial. Howto make website from scratch - 2359 sec
You can put your site on the web using a free host
http://blog.jimmyr.com/List_of_Webhosting_Companies_17_2008.php
Yeah, it's long. #1 requested tutorial on my page is how to make your own site though. I guess it beats those "learn html in 24 hours" books in any case. See the freehosts below on how to put your page online.
w3 html and css
http://www.w3schools.com/html/
http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp
Simple HTML/CSS Layout Examples
http://blog.html.it/layoutgala/
http://www.code-sucks.com/css%20layouts/faux-css-layouts/
http://www.mycelly.com/
http://www.thenoodleincident.com/tutorials/box_lesson/boxes.html
Simple CSS Formatter
http://csstypeset.com/
HTML testing Sandbox
http://htmlsandbox.com/
CSS cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search
HTML Cheat sheet
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=html+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search
Group that standardizes html
http://www.w3.org/
MetaTags
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&pwst=1&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=meta+tags&spell=1
doctype
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doctype&btnG=Search
Adding Images as backgrounds
http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_background.asp
RGB Color
You can indicate color by using RGB mode too. eg. #336699 is a nice blue google likes to use. It stands for 33 red, 66 green, and 99 blue in hexadecimal. Here's a RGB color picker
http://www.siteprocentral.com/html_color_code.html
Domains cost money, like $10 a year usually or less. I'm not going to endorse any registrars.
CSS rounded corners
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+rounded+corners&btnG=Search
Change the look when printing (media)
http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/media.html
CSS Popular Pages
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=css&type=all
http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=top+css&type=all
HTML Validator
http://validator.w3.org/
CSS Validator
http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/
Some decent text editors
http://www.context.cx/
http://www.pspad.com/
http://notepad-plus.sourceforge.net/uk/site.htm
http://www.jedit.org/
http://www.scintilla.org/SciTE.html
http://www.notetab.com/
html forums
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.html/topics?lnk=gschg
CSS Forums
http://csscreator.com/?q=forum/
Info about "Lorem Ipsum" often seen on template pages
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
CSS Transparency
IE
filter:alpha(opacity=50);
Firefox
-moz-opacity:0.5;
kde based browsers
-khtml-opacity: 0.5;
Safari
opacity: 0.5;
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Auteur : jimmyrcom
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| | Adding Google Friend Connect To Sample Website - 701 sec
Google Friend Connect lets you grow traffic by easily adding social features to your website. In this video, Google Product Manager Mussie Shore walks through the steps required to add Google Friend Connect to a sample website.
Auteur : GoogleDevelopers
Tags: google friend connect opensocial
| | Gato Fedorento: Super Mariza - 225 sec
http://gatofedorento.rtp.pt
Vídeos do programa Diz Que É Uma Espécie de Magazine - Gato Fedorento - Programa de 16 de Dezembro 2007
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Uma dica sobre quem poderá resolver o problema de portugal
Auteur : rtp
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| | Imam Like Child - Miracle And Blessed Child - A Must See - 146 sec
For Translation, please visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZBcc-5uCsE
Sermon on Islam and the strangers by Muslim Saeed (مسلم سعيد) of Egypt. Date: 2005 Just before Ramadan that year.
This kids both parents were christian and his native language is not arabic, he is only 4. He claims the words he is saying were tought to him in his dreams by a man dressed in white under a tree shade. When he is not preaching if u talk to him in arabic he doesn't respond...by the way his parents and hundreds converted seeing him... Elhamdulilah. A blessed child showing men among men who Allah is. Allah bless him. We all wish we were like him. Muslims come in peace. May Allah take us all to Jannat. Ameen. Comments are more than WELCOME.
A video which will amaze you.Visit the websites below for proof of ALLAH.
http://www.islamcan.com/miracles/index.shtml
http://www.islamqa.com/index.php?ref=27093&ln=eng
http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/204/?gclid=CKTrsIWQhYsCFQKfYgoduD4vKQ
http://talkislam.wordpress.com/2006/06/06/sign-of-allah-torture-in-the-grave/
You want proof of ALLAH (swt), Here you go, http://quranicverse99.tripod.com/pathtoparadise/id2.html and http://archive.muslimuzbekistan.com/eng/ennews/special/miracles/miracl10062002.html
In Islam, you do not get forgiven by praying once to Jesus (peace be upon him). Your good deeds should outweight your bad sins. You would not go to Hell, if you believe in God, and Jesus (pbuh) to be prophet. He is not Gods son. He created Jesus just like he created Adam (pbuh). Therefore, we should only pray to God.We should donate, respect our parents, do Good deeds, etc. We are not all the same and we are peaceful. Please do not compare us with Osama Bin Laden. Peace Be Upon You All.
The way (Deen) of Islam (Complete system of life/Submitting to Allah's will) is the best of ways, not named after anyone, thing or place. Submitting to Allah's will (contained in the Quran and Sunnah) is becoming a Muslim (the one doing Islam) and can only be achieved without any force. Allah created us with the choice to submit or not to submit to him. Allah created the angels to submit without any choice and they still fall short of the worship Allah deserves.
Convert.
Take this video and post it in your website.
Majority Muslim countries
Afghanistan Algeria Azerbaijan Bahrain Bangladesh Bosnia and Herzegovina Burkina Faso Brunei Chad Comoros Côte d'Ivoire Djibouti Eritrea Egypt Gambia Guinea Indonesia Iran Iraq Jordan Kuwait Kazakhstan Kyrgyzstan Lebanon Libya Maldives Malaysia Mali Mauritania Morocco Niger Nigeria Oman Pakistan Qatar Saudi Arabia Senegal Sierra Leone Somalia Sudan Syria Tajikistan Turkey Tunisia Turkmenistan Uzbekistan United Arab Emirates Yemen
Auteur : 4473329
Tags: allah jannat asia non imam iraq mosque islam muslim quran azan hajj dubai mecca Qur'an Qatar abu dhabi saudi arabia uae
| | How to Make an iPhone Web Site and Icon - 333 sec
http://live.pirillo.com - Yes, I have an iPhone. If you look closely, you can see my little Chris icon on there. It's also on my home screen. When I tap it, it opens my blog. When you open my blog on your iPhone, it's going to look a lot different than it would on a browser. That's due to a plugin I am running in WordPress. Blog post: http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/06/11/how-to-make-an-iphone-web-site-and-icon/
Auteur : lockergnome
Tags: apple blog browser gadgets help icon information iphone itouch pirillo plugin theme video wordpress
| | Webinar: Google Trifecta for your Website - 3596 sec
Recording of the Google Trifecta webinar held on July 8, 2008. Speakers provide introductions to Google Webmaster Tools, Google Analytics, and Google Website Optimizer and answer common questions. Individually, each tool offers valuable and actionable information about specific aspects of your site; combined, you get a comprehensive understanding of both your visitors and your pages.
Auteur : Google
Tags: Google Trifecta Website Optimizer Analytics Webmaster Tools
| | Get started in Golive! - Create a website! tutvid tutorial - 491 sec
Learn how to create a Golive Site! Get started in Golive quickly!
Auteur : tutvid
Tags:Adobe Golive Website web site basics tutvid tutorial make website
| | Flash Tutorial Load Website Content Dynamically w/ Actions! - 1177 sec
Welcome to this video tutorial! In the following video we will learn how to load text from a text file sitting on a web server and display it in flash using dynamic text and actionscript. We will also learn how to load jpg,gif,png, and swf files using actionscript. All of the files loaded into our flash movie will be loaded from an external web server! Actionscript 2.0 is the actionscript version used in this video. Please enjoy responsibly and check out the site http://www.tutvid.com
Auteur : tutvid
Tags: Adobe Macromedia Flash Loading Load LoadVars Object Class Actionscripting Action Script Dynamic external Tutorial text
| | Girls on Top - 07/14/08 - 115 sec
I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard this really load moaning coming from upstairs. Taryn was making noises like she was having some really amazing sex - and I didn't know who the guy was. We called Taryn to come down but we got a very sexy surprise
Have you heard that song by Katy Perry - I kissed a girl and I liked it - she tasted like cherry chapstick - yeah it's kind of like that, is Taryn a lesbian ?
-Doug
katy perry
Auteur : downstairsguys
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| | Website Design and Legibility - 448 sec
http://live.pirillo.com/ - How many times have you visited a website only to be frustrated by the small font size or horrible color selection? Here are some tips for creating a legible website.
Auteur : lockergnome
Tags:website font size legibilityvideo info information tutorial help computer pc software howto how callforhelp geek chris pirillo chrispirillo
| | mate...ya got a hole in your head - 85 sec
old guy has a hole through his left eye. you can see his optic nerve!
Auteur : nosmokingallowed
Tags:old man guy hole head no eye wow disgusting cool
| | Oh man ! - 52 sec
weird faccial stretching
Auteur : zembla123
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| | How To Make A Website - 459 sec
http://www.you-can-learn.com/about/websites/
A quick look at one of the Internet's lesser known FREE resources... A free wysiwyg web editor. If you can use Word or Frontpage then using NVU will be snap. In fact, if you can't use Word or Frontpage, using NVU will still be a snap.
Auteur : fitterman32
Tags: web editor web-editor nvu html make-a-web-site site web-site wysiwyg table tables how how-to ftp upload publish embed
| | Bye, Bye, to the 4chan Website - 377 sec
All of the oldfags have emigrated to 7chan and the like. Gaiafags are the cancer that is killing /b/, and mods are worsening the condition.
This song was created by, of, and for Anonymous.
I take no credit for any part.
Here are the lyrics:
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.
And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in hell,
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...
But Gaia faggots made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.
I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.
So..
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
Did you write the rules of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...
Now do you believe in a fucking cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal ass?
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?
Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those trolls!
I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a new computer and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that NIGGERTITS died.
And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."
And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.
So come on, post some CP, post some tits,
Post a picture of your 2-inch dick,
Because in the pooper is where they stick.
And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!
The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died
And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."
**
I found a site that didn't lose,
And I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.
I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contaband.
And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'.
The combos all were broken.
And the three mods most requiring haxx,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.
And we we're posting...
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."
Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."
Auteur : swordsman3003
Tags: 4chan 7chan moot american pie btard /b/ tard anonymous fox news hackers steroids cancer
| | How to build a website - 596 sec
Building a web site in a few minutes flat is not all that hard now days! It looks like anyone can now have a really good-looking website. Most are very easy to use. I like this software for several reasons. One it's free like most of them, however this one has a lot of whistles and bells to build a fantastic website. But even more importantly if you get stumped they have video tutorials, community forum for 24/7 support, and even live customer support.
Have you ever wanted a web site for your own business or hobby that you have complete control on the editing of the content any time and with no charge. This is it. Sure there are many other ones on this site to. And most are good, but have limitations.
Another great thing about this free software is the company offers affordable hosting, I think $4.95 a month, you get a free domain name with the service if you choose to use them. Also if you all ready have a hosting site your happy with you can still use the software and just upload to your hosting site.
You know up until now, if you wanted a website, you would commission a web designer who would likely charge you $100 for a page web site. A few months or weeks down the road you need to amend or alter something on the website. You go back to the web designer who will be pleased to do this for you -- then you receive their invoice for the work!
Unless you can manage and maintain your own website, money will continue to drain from your bank account.
The solution is now here!
You can now build your own website in minutes and display it on the Internet for all to see. You will be able to maintain and manage it whenever you want to and not have to wait around for a designer or pay their hefty, but justified, fees.
The Blue Voda Websites system is very easy to use, if you can navigate through word you can use this software. It's all pretty much just click and drop and no technical knowledge or skills are required. As long as you can use a keyboard and mouse, you are away.
With other systems you can be locked into their own templates, most offer just bare bones website development. Not so with BlueVoda. Sure they have over 600 Templates to use if you choose, but I like the freedom to design my own website how I vision it
Bottom line weather you're an advance website designer or just learning this is a great website building package. Get the free download off my website or google bluevoda. Either way enjoy.
Auteur : getpaidtotravel
Tags: website web site build business free easy do it yourself host tutorial
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