| OHHH LORDS! - 33 sec
TV CARNAGE DVDS available at sbtvc.com and tvcarnage.com
When Traci Lords was sucking and fucking her way to the bottom life was free and easy. Then one day the bottom fell out and she was left wondering what the fudge she was going to do with her life. Thankfully, she realized she was a versatile woman of extraordinary talents; that could be fully realized with a bit of courage. Thus a series of legitimate exercise tapes which remind us nothing of her past as a porn star. Kudos Traci.
I recommend watching the clip twice. Once for the fitness tips and the other for the tips on home décor.
Auteur : tvcarnage
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| TV CARNAGE vs WHITE WILLIAMS - 170 sec
GO TO streetcarnage.com for the full uncompressed, uncrappy looking video!
TV CARNAGE and WHITE WILLIAMS met one another in New York City (ever heard of it?) while submitting their job applications to become Policemen. The two hit it off immediately, both sharing an obvious dedication to law enforcement and the right to due process but in addition, sharing a love of putting images to music. They called these creations "Music Videos"
The following "music video" is a glowing tribute to our men and women in blue who courageously risk their lives each day, handing out tickets to people for riding their bicycles on the sidewalk. The song NEW VIOLENCE is ridiculously excellent as is but when combined with TV CARNAGE the result is nothing short of a Lethal Force.
**The video also serves as a blatant promotional vehicle for TV Carnage's upcoming historical release entitled "COP MOVIE". A narrative police drama comprised of over 100 police films, so all consuming it is sure to straighten your pubic hair as it curls itself around your mind. In case you don't know, each TV CARNAGE volume is hundreds of hours of exceptionally bad TV lovingly fused together into hour-plus, glorious cesspools of retardation. These are the compilations that have been featured and lauded by, NME, OK FLAVOR, DAILY CANDY, NEW YORK TIMES, PITCHFORK, DECIBLE, SPIN, MTV MAGAZINE, SHARPEWORLD, ADULT SWIM, DEATHANDTAXES, PAPER RAD, RAZORCAKE, FORT DRASIC, FILTER, STRUT, SXSW, JIMMY KIMMEL and on and Visit: tvcarnage.com or streetboners.com for a peek. Then buy one.
XO PINKY
TV CARNAGE
Auteur : tvcarnage
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| The Best Music Video Ever Made - 257 sec
After you're done watching this garbage come check out my films here:
www.eightyfourfilms.com
Video Info:
Jan Terri - Losing You
Ripped from TV CARNAGE (tvcarnage.com)
Auteur : JimmyBuffalo
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| squirrel melts - 137 sec
what won't americans eat?
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Auteur : ekgism
Tags:tv carnage squirrel delicacy
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| Snoop Dogg on Donny and Marie - 95 sec
Ripped from TV Carnage. Buy their DVDs, its worth your money. www.tvcarnage.com
Auteur : nickcrabberulz
Tags:Snoop Dogg Donny Osmond TV Carnage David Hasselhoff LOL
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| the grabowskis - 60 sec
mike ditka and his crew of douchebags
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Auteur : ekgism
Tags:ditka tv carnage
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| shalom - 75 sec
some creepy middle-aged christian guy who's trying to look 8 years old sings a rousing rendition of a creepy, yet tastefully mindless song with no definitive message. thanks tv carnage!
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Auteur : ekgism
Tags:tv carnage psycho unsettling
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| rosie o'down syndrome - 171 sec
rosie o'donnell acts with a slickness and seamlessness unparallelled by today's standards.
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Auteur : ekgism
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| i don't want to lose you tonight - 256 sec
ready the motion sickness bags...
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Auteur : ekgism
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| OHH OHHHH CHILD - 36 sec
Hi I'm here with spring and it has an important message. If you spent the winter eating shit and hating life there is something spring would like to tell you.
SPRING- "ohh ohhh child things are gonna get easier, oohhohh child things will get brighter."
Thanks spring. Appreciate it. So kick the bad times in the testicles and snuggle up tothe bosom of life's better days. There you go baby... there you go.
Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: SBTVC TVCARNAGE tvcarnage.com spring
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| 1 HOOKER ALL WEEKEND! - 44 sec
1 HOOKER ALL WEEKEND!
Auteur : tvcarnage
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| NEW TV CARNAGE SHIRT - 21 sec
BE A PART OF FASHION HISTORY AND ORDER YOUR G@rfield Colem@n at:
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Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: traci lords tv carnage street
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| SO YOU WANNA MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO? - 25 sec
MANO WAR
Making a video is a delicate balance between concept, getting the right crew and a location that fits the mood of the concept itself. Ever heard of "mise en scene"? Then you have to be on top of things with the script. You don't want someone asking, "What's the script?" What are you going to say? "Total fucking craziness!" Trust me, no one has ever done that.
Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: SBTVC TVCARNAGE tvcarnage.com music video Manowar
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| muther - 38 sec
mr. t from tv carnage. such a sweet voice...
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Auteur : ekgism
Tags:a-team tv carnage
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| Re: OHHH LORDS! - 17 sec
Video Cam Direct Upload
Auteur : StuckInDetroit
Tags: streetcarnage.com tvcarnage.com sbtvc.com TVCARNAGETraci Lords
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| KEANU REEVES IN: HARD STRAIGHT 2 - 32 sec
Way to kiss Teddy Bear ass Keanu! You lose HE wins. He HATES you. You are like a LAPDOG to this TEDDY MAN,
A Teddy Bear in sunglasses is an awkward scene. It tells the person in need of a cuddle: "Look, I got MY shit together time for you to get YOUR shit together. I do not want to fucking HUG anymore, I want to finger bang, play pool, dance to Huey and Lewis and The News and be a KILLER bartender with a ridiculously loud motor bicycle.. GROW UP!"
Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: streetcarnage.com tvcarnage.com Keanu Reeves teddy bears hard straight
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| techno roots - 29 sec
this guy KNOWS his shit
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Auteur : ekgism
Tags:electronic music confident ignorant douchebag tv carnage
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| WEEKEND YAWN - 24 sec
Hey champs, the weekend id for blowing off steam and saying things like "WOOO" and "DOUBLE DILDO!" so only hang with that ilk. If you sit next to a hombre on a couch who is smirking whimsically at the ceiling and you say "What's the smirk about smirky-pants?" He will only envision you as a reporter from "LISTEN TO ME FOREVER MAGAZINE" and you will suffer through the never ending YARN about how he met a guy in his band. At that point you have no one to blame but yourself. You made the conversation bed, now sleep in it foreves.
Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: sbtvc tvcarnage.com streetboners.com METAL WEEKEND
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| GIRL FIGHTS - 32 sec
A salute to geniuses.
Auteur : tvcarnage
Tags: SBTVC TVCARNAGE tvcarnage.com girl fights geniuses
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