| Transplants "Diamonds And Guns" - 279 sec Video for "Diamonds and Guns" Auteur : HellCatRec Tags:Transplants Hellcat  | | The Transplants - Gangsters and Thugs - 213 sec Gangsters and Thugs Auteur : caifanirvana Tags:transplants gangsters thugs  | | The Transplants - DJ DJ - 250 sec The Transplants music video Auteur : skyelee182 Tags:The Transplants  | | Transplants - Tall Cans In The Air - 81 sec Transplants - Tall Cans In The Air Auteur : snake1702003 Tags:transplants  | | Transplants - DJ DJ - 259 sec Transplants music video, brought to you by www.gamesurgeradio.net Auteur : GameSurgeRadio Tags:transplants dj  | | AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Anaesthetists Hymn LIVE - 109 sec Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song!
New Live Shows in London The Bedford: http://wegottickets.com/event/31172 Auteur : psychomanagement Tags: Amateur Transplants Adam Kay Suman Biswas London Underground Song  | | Nardwuar vs. The Transplants - 232 sec Nardwuar interviews Travis Barker and Rob "SR" Aston at the Warped Tour in 2005. Auteur : NardwuarServiette Tags:Nardwuar Serviette Transplants Travis Barker Blink-182 +44 Rancid Warped Tour  | | The Drugs Song - Amateur Transplants - 106 sec Drs Adam Kay and Suman Biswas (aka the Amateur Transplants) have created a parody of Tom Lehrer's comic song "The Elements" changing the lyrics to drugs instead. "The Elements" is in turn a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" from "The Pirates of Penzance", so this song has had quite some going over! Anyway, The Drugs Song has no official video so here's my attempt to bring this brilliant song into the visual medium! Enjoy!
If you enjoy this you may also like my videos for "Finals Countdown" and "A Letter To The Patient's GP Please, Angela".
P.S. Yes, I know Lithium is said twice; yes, I know some of these are synonyms; yes, I misspelled Pethidine. I should know better - I've seen it!
I would also like to point out I do not condone the use of recreational drugs. Please do not post comments saying how wonderful speed, etc. is. It's not; it ruins lives. ANY COMMENTS CONDONING THE USE OF RECREATIONAL DRUGS WILL BE DELETED.
Want to learn this song? The lyrics are below! Adam and Suman have too much free time for doctors...
There's aspirin, adrenaline and also aminophylline,
Amphetamine, adenosine, augmentin and rifampicin,
Amoxicillin, penicillin, heparin and warfarin,
And oestrogen, progestagen and Canesten and chloroquine.
There's bendroflumethiazide and also cyclophosphamide,
And metoclopramide, acetazolamide, tropicamide
Loperamide, amiloride and cyclizine and frusemide,
And if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidomide.
There's lithium, fluoxetine and also amitriptyline,
Paroxetine, digoxin, GTN and azathioprine,
Miconazole, atenolol and also chloramphenicol,
And if you want to overdose, there's always paracetamol.
There's Night Nurse and there's phenytoin, Zirtek and diazepam
And lithium, temazepam, midazolam, clonazepam,
Testosterone, aldosterone, and Valium and insulin,
And lignocaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin.
There's cefuroxime, cefotaxime, cefalexin, cephedrine,
And metronidazole and ketoconazole, trimethoprim,
Erythromycin, gentamicin, macrolides, nifedipine,
And Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in.
There's phenelzine and hyoscine, ranitidine, cimetidine,
Potassium and calcium and ev'ry kind of vitamin,
And pethidine and methadone and speed, cocaine and heroin,
And cannabis and Prozac, morphine, alcohol and nicotine.
You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learned from me,
Or fuck 'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery. Auteur : thebuttonmushroom Tags: drugs drug song amateur transplants adam kay suman biswas parody elements tom lehrer fitness practice gilbert sullivan  | | Live Organ Transplants / The Galaxy Song - Monty Python - 426 sec A great scene, in full, from the classic comedy, Monty Python's "the meaning of life". EDIT: I've posted a better quality version in response to a comment - click on the "responses" link to see it. Auteur : pjvenner Tags:galaxy song monty pythons the meaning of life classic british comedy funny  | | Amateur Transplants - London Underground Song - 111 sec From the website:
http://www.amateurtransplants.com/
The official video:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UymKurTBdhw
London Underground song by the comedy band Amateur Transplants (Dr. Adam Kay and Dr. Suman Biswas).
LYRICS
Some people might like to get a train to work
Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today
I'm going to take my bike,
Coz once again the Tube's on strike.
The greedy bastards want extra pay
for sitting on their arse all day
even though they earn 30K .
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the fuck's my fucking train?
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle.
All they say is "Please mind the doors",
and they learned that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old.
They just leave us freezing in the cold.
What you smell is what you get
Burger King and piss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat,
so don't tell me to "Mind the gap"
I want my fucking money back.
London Underground
London Underground
They're all lazy fucking useless cunts
London Underground
London Underground
They're all greedy cunts I want to shoot them all with a rifle
LaLaLaLa
LaLaLaLa
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a fucking tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again,
London Underground
London Underground
WaWa Wankers , They're all Wankers ,
London Underground
London Underground
Take your Oystercard, and shove it up your arsehole. Auteur : rafizztube Tags:London Underground song tube funny transport Amateur Transplants  | | AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Careless Surgeon LIVE - 167 sec Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song! Auteur : psychomanagement Tags: Amateur Transplants Adam Kay Suman Biswas London Underground Song  | | AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Beautiful Song LIVE - 179 sec Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song!
New Live Shows in London from April 08! http://wegottickets.com/event/292 Auteur : psychomanagement Tags: Amateur Transplants Adam Kay Suman Biswas London Underground Song  | | Transplants - 1234567 - 240 sec [chorus:]
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
no one here's gonna get to go to heaven
no one here's gonna get to go to heaven
no one here's gonna get to go to heaven
the first one to speak, be the first one to leave,
get your loved ones gagged and bound in bed sheets.
six deep, full heap, best be quick on the draw,
you's a snitch, you's a bitch, you get left where you are.
i roll with killa's who got strikes, dealers who catch cases,
Skinheads and Mohicans, tattoos on their faces.
bring it 'til you're dead, bass it, get to bumping your gun,
all these cowards talk shit, all these cowards gonna run.
i'm not one, not my cards, not the hand i was dealt,
it all goes down, you only go for yourself.
not me, i can't call it, i'd die for the team,
smoking sacks in the shack, getting high with the team.
let it fly with the beam, infra-red on your head,
every last muthafucka wanna leave me for dead.
can't be happy that i'm living, you pray that i fall,
but i'm a dead man walking, i ain't living at all!
[chorus]
all the time that you hate, it's time that you waste,
wake up soaking wet with a 9 to your face.
in any case, hit the brakes, you're doing too much,
my heart's blacker than the clip in the grip that i clutch.
who wants what? it goes down, right here in your town,
i swear to god i'm not laughing, with a permanent frown.
don't make a sound, i spit rounds, leave your dick in the dirt,
shotgun, with the shotgun aimed at your heart.
it gets worse, i been cursed, smash your life like a verse,
we blast, ski mask, when we touching the turf.
nobody came to talk, ain't nobody playing games,
kicking everybody's ass, crossed out everybody's name.
fucken lame that's how it goes, fuck wax and fuck shows,
fuck the track, fuck the mic', fuck hoes and fuck foes!
do yourself a favor and keep your thoughts to yourself,
i'm selling drugs to my label and my neighbors for wealth, without help.
[chorus]
not taking shit from anybody, leaving spouses in tears,
you'll get mangled if we tangle, i'll be pounding the beer.
3 cheers, who got next? let's go, you get stomped,
anytime, any place, any weapon that you want.
hold your tongue son, you slip, you get fucked,
at your show in the parking lot fighting, won't take long.
leave your whole gash flapping, know why it has happened,
i love to watch you fall like Freeman loves watching Patton.
what the fuck? i rather die then live to please you,
keeping company with thugs and drugs and heat too.
speed bump, head slice, we ain't traveling light,
as i hit the dipstick, bring a tear to my eye.
i stay high, do or die, finding peace with myself,
you live a lie, run and hide, die with everyone else.
fuck the world, kill 'em all, and this you can trust,
cause muthafuckas hit the dirt when muthafuckas hit the dust
[chorus] Auteur : bastian0o Tags: transplants 1234567 music  | | Finals Countdown - Amateur Transplants - 196 sec Back by popular demand, I have uploaded my video for the fantastic but little-known Amateur Transplants song "Finals Countdown" again, but this time it's been censored because apparently it previously had "inappropriate content".
Anyway, if you're a medical student or Amateur Transplants fan, I hope you enjoy this. The song is a medical parody of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire" but all musical credit goes to Drs Adam Kay and Suman Biswas. It's from their debut album "Fitness to Practice".
If you enjoy this you may also like my video for The Drugs Song and A Letter To The Patient's GP Please, Angela. Auteur : thebuttonmushroom Tags: Amateur Transplants Finals Countdown Fitness Practice Adam Kay Suman Biswas Parody Medical Student Revision Exams Doctor  | | ABC Good Morning America - Eyelash Transplants - 256 sec Dr. Bauman's Eyelash Transplant procedure featured on ABC's Good Morning America. For more info, visit http://www.eyelash-transplant.com Auteur : alanbauman Tags:beauty eyelash transplant long lashes plastic surgery eyelid alan bauman  | | Transplants- Romper Stomper Unofficial Music Video - 204 sec ;) Auteur : FSASTravisBarker Tags: Transplants Romper Stomper  | | AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: London Underground LIVE - 125 sec Go to www.amateurtransplants.com for full length DVD. Contains funny songs, strong language and doctor jokes... Oh, and the infamous London Underground song! Auteur : psychomanagement Tags: Amateur Transplants Adam Kay Suman Biswas London Underground Song  | | The Transplants ft.Boo yaa T.r.i.b.e (DJ.HABIT RMX) - 247 sec a song from the Transplants i remixed to the video... hope you like it! Auteur : ucejuice808 Tags:The Transplants Travis Barker Rob Aston Tim Armstrong Boo yaa Tribe WhatICantDescribe DJ.HABIT Remix  | | The Transplants - "DJ DJ" - 259 sec Los Angeles punk rock music video BlankTV Auteur : BlankTV Tags:music_video music transplants  | | The Transplants - One Seventeen Live - 109 sec The Transplants - One Seventeen Live at glass house Auteur : drummis Tags:The Transplants One Seventeen Live travis barker tim armstrong rob aston drummis  |
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