| The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat - 99 sec
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.
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| The Onion: Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years - 83 sec
Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.
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| The onion Movie - 105 sec
Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior.
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| The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election - 180 sec
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
Auteur : TheOnion
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news election voting barack obama john mccain politics
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| The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 - 148 sec
Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
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| The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past - 128 sec
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
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| The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service - 100 sec
John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead.
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Tags: satire fake news comedy onion john mccain barack obama hillary clinton election
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| The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? - 130 sec
Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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| The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain - 87 sec
After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.
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| The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda - 167 sec
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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| The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate - 118 sec
Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.
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Tags: comedy funny onion fake news john mccain barack obama election 2008 white house evil
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| The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' - 182 sec
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
Auteur : TheOnion
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| The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day - 74 sec
Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines.
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| The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys - 68 sec
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study.
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| The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day - 151 sec
The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.
Auteur : TheOnion
Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion india pakistan nuclear weapons bush muslim jihad
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| The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film - 163 sec
Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
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| The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night - 78 sec
A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.
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| The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' - 209 sec
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
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| The Onion: China Celebrates Status As Number One Polluter - 124 sec
China revels in a UN report that found it has the highest smog levels in the world, a sure sign of China's progress and prosperity.
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| The Onion: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving - 136 sec
As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments.
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