| The 12 F*ck You's Of Newgrounds! - 500 sec
Newgrounds is an awesome website, but this video is a list of 12 things that piss me off about Newgrounds. Thanks to all who contributed! Rate & Comment this video! Also check out Newgrounds for ORIGINAL flash films and flash games!
http://www.newgrounds.com
FU#1
These stupid and pointless Sim Dating Games where you play as some horny guy who tries to get laid by some fictional character. Its just another excuse for people to look at pictures of cartoon porn; while at the same time playing some boring, half-ass, trivial game to waste everyone's lives away. If I wanted porn, I'd go to a fucking porn site for crying out loud, if I wanted to play a game, I'd play a game with a purpose to it. And if I wanted a date, I'd go on a date with someone in something I like to call, "real life".
FU#2
Speaking of porn, what is up with these stupid porno flash films and hentai on Newgrounds? And why do people like hentai in the first place? I'm sorry but two color drawing animations having sex isn't exactly appealing at all. Not to mention those tentacles are hella creepy too. Hentai is a waste of fucking time, if you want porn, look up some real porn, and look it up at a porno site, that's what they are for!!
FU#3
The "blam" system, which is meant to save good flash films and delete bad ones. This system fucking fails miserably and needs to be fixed. The U.S Government has a better system with its money than Newgrounds does with its "blam" system. Sometimes good flash films get deleted, while many bad ones permanently stay around, what a shit load of mother fucking BULLFUCK!
FU#4
SHITTY flash films that get featured on the front page of Newgrounds. There is no point in having a low rated piece of crap flash film around, because the "blam" system is supposed to delete it. But no, just for fucking kicks, a flash film that gets a 1/5 average gets featured, and everyone HATES it. We can thank Tom for that one, the douche who runs the site. I mean wow, we got one douche nozzle named Tom running MySpace, and another running Newgrounds, what the fuck...? Lets feature some GOOD flash films that deserve some recognition!
FU#5
Flash collaborations by a bunch of artists that make no fucking sense and have no purpose to them. Many Newgrounds users throw in some song, and put together a bunch of random flash animations that doesn't match together, and that nobody gives a shit about. Sure the collaboration might have a good song, but unfortunately, that's the only good fucking thing about most Newgrounds collaborations.
FU#6
Flash films and games that have an incorrect age rating on them. Like when some dumbass rates their adult video good for all ages. Thanks for trying to corrupt the youth of the world, and misleading people with your incorrect age rating. If you want more viewers for your flash, make a good fucking flash film, and not misleading bullshit.
FU#7
The fact that the Newgrounds site is just so fucking slow. Fix the lag! If you thought MySpace and YouTube were bad, you haven't seen jack shit yet. I could cry myself a river, buy a boat, and go sailing down that river until I find someone who gives a crap faster than Newgrounds will load one of its pages.
FU#8
When people don't know how to properly make a good flash film or flash game, yet they submit their piece of shit flash to Newgrounds. You should learn how to properly use a flash program first, and beta test the damn flash before releasing it to the public! The last thing everyone needs is a half ass, broken down piece of crap flash that doesn't fucking work.
FU#9
Spam advertisements on flash films. Why do people put these stupid advertisements on flash videos. Nobody is gonna click it and nobody gives a rats ass about it, all people want to see is some entertainment, some your fucking ad placement.
FU#10
Flash games that are IMPOSSIBLE to beat. Challenging flash games are fun, but not if someone has to dedicate their fucking life just to beat some fricking flash game! Good flash games are games with a goal that's actually attainable by people.
FU#11
Ok people stop flaming and bashing users senselessly in the review section of a flash film. Nobody cares if you think its "gay" or it "sucks", so unless you have something important to say that people can actually get feedback from, shut the fuck up because nobody cares or wants to hear your bullshit.
FU#12
Stop creating retarded inappropriate flash films on Newgrounds. Just because your flash film has excess blood, gore, boobs, and penis's, doesn't mean your cool or your flash film is good. All that's gonna do is make everyone get grossed out and hate your flash film, never to watch that bullshit again.
Music:
Xerochi - Head On Into A Wall
http://xerochi.newgrounds.com
David Bates - Darkness Album 1
http://www.myspace.com/leopardreaper
*Used with permission.
Auteur : ForFun808
Tags: Newgrounds The 12 Fuck You's You F*ck Flash Games Films Parody Series ForFun808 Spoof Sketch Aron Egoraptor
 | | Newgrounds - Pokemon: Unseen Episode - 40 sec
This Was not made by me it was made by Jared Johnson (KupaMan)
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/189057
Auteur : mariofreak3000
Tags: Ash Pikachu GrizzlyBear Pokemon pokeball blood funny newgrounds death
| | Newgrounds Final Boss - 172 sec
The game is called Newgrounds Rumble. I love the game but hate how hard this level was. I decided to record every time I tried till I get it.
The game can be found here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/381115
I am the dude in the black suite. His name is convic and he can shape shift. Thats why I keep changing characters. It the last stage and its so hard it took me a while to complete.
Enjoy!
Auteur : sirbrownie
Tags: Newgrounds Final Boss rumble convict stage ending
| | Discover new Grounds - 221 sec
A dream-like short film about the true meaning of friendship. A silent journey of two young men through devastated urban surroundings, discovering their environment on a skateboard. Very impressing from a cinematographic point of view the film contrasts nature and the remains of a former U.S. army base. (Words by Arlo Ibisch)
22. Oktober 2006
- Der Film wurde mit einer Sony VX 1000 E und dem OldSchool MiniDV35 Adapter gedreht.
Mehr Infos hier:
http://www.35mm-adapter.de/index.php?page=oldschoolminidv35&title=Old%20School%20MiniDV35%20-%2035mm-Adapter&parent=adapter
Auteur : extensionfilms
Tags:Giessen skateboard skate Base kurzfilm Arlo Ibisch Michel Friedrich Frederick Gomoll 35 mm adapter sony vx 1000 hessen
| | Sonic Uncut (Newgrounds) - 332 sec
Years ago, I watched this on newgrounds and it was funny! i might record episodes 2 & 3 later if I feel like it! I DIDN'T MAKE THIS
Honors received:
#80 Top favorites -today- (10/9/07)
Film & Animation
Auteur : nintendoboy505
Tags:Sonic uncut newgrounds not my video lol
| | Kirby & Pichu (Cookie jar?) Newgrounds - 128 sec
I was cruising around newgrounds and decided to watch this video. it's short but funny! enjoy! oh, I DID NOT MAKE THIS
Auteur : nintendoboy505
Tags:Kirby Pichu Cookie jar Newgrounds
| | Newgrounds Rumble: Pico's Story (Hard Mode) - 265 sec
I have to thank the following people at Newgrounds for making this game.
Luis
MindChamber
NegativeONE
Newgrounds Rumble is a game just recently made on Newgrounds.com that is a combination of Super Smash Brothers and Marvel vs Capcom, using Newgrounds's own original characters such as Pico, Nene, Samurai Asshole, Alien Hominid, and Salad Fingers.
Pico, Newgrounds unofficial mascot, makes his entry into the Newgrounds rumble with a bang in order to defend his title as the King of Newgrounds. After the success of Pico's School and the announcement of Pico's School 2, Pico became insanely popular. However, after the release of Alien Hominid, Pico 2 was put on hold and the famous grudge of Pico and AH began. Now, it's time to prove who really deserves the title of Newground's Ruler.
Pico is one of the most balanced characters you'll find in the game, with a good balance of speed and power, an intimidating aerial attack, and his trusty AK-47, it's only natural that Pico would be a first choice amongst many players of Rumble.
Links are listed in the video.
Enjoy :D
Auteur : LuigioSMBZ
Tags:Luigio Newgrounds Rumble Pico Nene Salad Fingers Samurai Asshole Alien Hominid Alloy Piconjo Convict P-Bot Flash
| | Newgrounds Audio Portal - 531 sec
Songs in order
_-=subito Crudelo=-_ MaestroRage
destination X PhysX
-Hospital- Waterflame
Infernoplex Dimrain47
{hollow Man} cornandbeans
Food=yes Spoony18
Credits...
Metalcan for 0 gravity
[THESE ARE NOT ISOLATED SONGS! THEY ARE UP FOR DOWNLOAD AT NG.site!!!
If you like the songs, folo the link to a greater audio experience!!]
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio
http://waterflame.newgrounds.com
Auteur : tsunaxakari
Tags: ambient newgrounds audio portal song meet the spartans woot cornandbeans dimrain47 spoony18 maestrorage
| | Mario Bros. Bloopers (Newgrounds Flash) - 406 sec
Mario Bros. Bloopers. Flash from Newgrounds. NOT MADE BY ME!!!!!! Made by Psycosis91. I'm sorry the sound was scratchy, I don't know why it did that.
Auteur : videogameguy101
Tags: Mario Bros Bloopers Newgrounds Psycosis91
| | HD short funny animations (newgrounds.com) - 365 sec
HD short funny animations direct from newgrounds.com
-sorry the sound gets abit choppy in places.
these are NOT entries to the "rock out" contest on newgrounds.com ( i made a mistake these are just ads.ENJOY.
edited and recorded by: gangsterdude AKA crazyjordan154.
[the full unedited version will be added in 48 hours]
Auteur : crazyjordan154
Tags:HD short funny animations animation great newgrounds rofl lol comedy anime high definition
| | Newgrounds Rumble: Piconjo's Story (Hard) - 461 sec
ZOMG!! LIEK PICONJO OWNZ JOO!!! o_0
Yeah.....Piconjo is quite the fad on Newgrounds. Often portrayed as the hero fighting against the evil "Newgrounds.com" Piconjo has gotten praise all around. His flash appearances are unique in style and cleverly animated, but you still can't help but wonder why Piconjo is fighting Newgrounds.....
In Rumble, Piconjo enters the tournament for the ruler of the portal simply to remove the nuissances that protect them. He carries a large sword reminiscent of Cloud Strife's from Final Fantasy VII, but unlike Cloud, Piconjo is not very mobile carrying it. His fierce attacks are the slowest in the game, necessitating a high use of quick attacks, but he also happens to have the highest power rating of all the characters. This character is perfect for veteran brawlers who want a powerful character while still setting a handicap on themselves.
Enjoy :D
Auteur : LuigioSMBZ
Tags:Luigio Newgrounds Rumble Pico Nene Salad Fingers Samurai Asshole Alien Hominid Alloy Piconjo Convict P-Bot Flash
| | Super Mario Bros. Bloopers (Newgrounds on Steroids) - 524 sec
I wanted to try out the speed options of windows movie maker, so I recorded my favorite Mario bloopers on Newgrounds and sped them up.
Auteur : USSEmpire
Tags:Super Mario Bros. Bloopers Chipmunk Speed Drugs Steroids
| | www.newgrounds.com Games: Boxhead: The rooms - 64 sec
"Boxhead: The rooms" is a very addictive game. You have to continuosly kill zombies with a huge arsenal of weapons. I used explosive barrels to barracade the zombies in prisons. Looks like they finally rebeled. Weird game glitch at the end.
I did not make this game nor do I own Newgrounds or SeanTCooper and his Crazy Monkey thing. Duh.
Auteur : Squirreldeath
Tags:newgrounds boxhead
| | Newgrounds Rumble: Salad Fingers - 321 sec
Me playing as Salad Fingers in Newgrounds Rumble.
Auteur : kingdom97
Tags:newgrounds rumble salad fingers game fight alloy alien hominid tankmen
| | Sonic Vs. Knuckles (Newgrounds Flash Video) - 640 sec
I DID NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO!!! I SAW THIS VIDEO YEARS AGO (more than 4) but i love this! the battle between sonic and knuckles! Endings are included in this video EXCEPT credits (waste of time lol)
ANYWAYS... enjoy!
Auteur : nintendoboy505
Tags:Sonic vs. knuckles fight battle newgrounds
| | mario reloaded from new grounds - 529 sec
super mario
not mines
Auteur : l0s0all
Tags: mario reloaded new grounds
| | Sonic Uncut 2 Newgrounds (Flash) - 656 sec
Sorry I took awhile to put this one up lol so here it is!
Notice: Some parts that were cut out( just minor UNNEEDED parts) from the video but it's all good!
ANYWAYS Enjoy
Auteur : nintendoboy505
Tags:Sonic uncut 2 Newgrounds Tails knuckles amy shadow
| | Newgrounds Game: Particles - 173 sec
In my opinion the most addictive game on the site. This isn't my record and I could have done a little better but whatever. Recommend this game to everyone except really angry people
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/357700
Enjoy.
Auteur : spudder456
Tags:newgrounds game particles ball example dimrain47
| | Newgrounds Rumble: Tankman's Story (Hard) - 406 sec
For all of us at Newgrounds, we all know of the symbol of Newgrounds, the NG Tank driven by that unknown soldier. Well, until recently he was unknown. Ever since the introduction of the Tankman series, that little driver has achieved Newgrounds Fame. And now he enters the Rumble tournament to prove that he has always been the symbol of Newgrounds.
Tankman is more of a precision character, with several fast, effective moves, while also having slow, powerful ones. His strong attacks focus heavily on his equipment of grenades, rocket launchers, machine guns, and even landmines. However, this does NOT mean he is an easy character to control. Oftentimes his attacks are easily blocked and during his heavy attack sequence in the event that he receives damage, he will be stunned temporarily, making him very vulnerable. He is recommended best used for very advanced players searching for a large handicap.
Side Note: The beginning stage is the Training stage and does not come supplied with its own music. Therefore, I added "Jensu! Jensu! Jensu!" From DDR: Mario Mix to the stage.
Enjoy :D
Auteur : LuigioSMBZ
Tags:Luigio Newgrounds Rumble Pico Nene Salad Fingers Samurai Asshole Alien Hominid Alloy Piconjo Convict P-Bot Flash
| | Newgrounds Rumble - Alloy's Story (Hard) - 406 sec
This is a follow-up to the video for Pico's Story on the new Flash Fighting game on Newgrounds called "Newgrounds Rumble".
The character I use here is Alloy, another creation from Mindchamber, as Alloy sets his goals to become the King of the Portal, replacing Pico.
Alloy is more of a speed type character than a fighter. His attacks come rapidly, but when they land, they lack the power most other players have. Also, his health is somewhat lower than Pico's, so it was a little more diffuicult and longer getting through Alloy's story mode.
I plan on doing videos for all of the characters (except maybe Piconjo and Convict). So expect to see more from me on this.
Enjoy :D
Auteur : LuigioSMBZ
Tags:Luigio Newgrounds Rumble Pico Nene Salad Fingers Samurai Asshole Alien Hominid Alloy Piconjo Convict Flash
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