| Lazydork Reviews "South Park" - 151 sec Lazydork Reviews "South Park" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork South Park  |
| Re: LonelyGirl: Lazydork is Better Than You - 65 sec The video that blew up. Auteur : TheHill88 Tags: lazydork lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast rap gangsta  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Rocky 4" - 185 sec Lazydork Reviews "Rocky 4" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork Rocky  |
| Lazydork Reviews "The Descent" - 173 sec A classic horror throwback! Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork review the descent  |
| Message to the YouTube Editors : Lazydork is Still the best - 122 sec Lyrics:
there giving out awards and i get no nominatios they defuse me with great trepedation and they canna feture me why cos im old or cos they know i cant be controled
im the biggest thing of 2006 with a chanel full of bonafide hits
theres no excuse for dissing the dork cos youtube is to me as micky is to mork
all these nominees are a bunch of clowns they all know im the man who can rely get down
i can go viral with my editing powers this vid your watching took me less than 3 hours im the best that much is clear cos i got better rimes than willam shakesphear
i launch this site like you launch a missile im the king of youtube and my name is l-dizzle Auteur : sHiMmYTheNomad Tags:lazydork youtube editors awards beatbox beat rap song rickste  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Dorm Daze" - 177 sec Lazydork Reviews "Dorm Daze" Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork dorm daze  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Thumbsucker" - 125 sec Lazydork Reviews "Thumbsucker" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork Thumbsucker  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Final Destination 3" - 163 sec Lazydork Reviews "Final Destination 3" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork Final Destination  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Fight Club" - 134 sec Lazydork Reviews "Fight Club" Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork fight club  |
| Lazydork Reviews "V For Vendetta" - 159 sec Lazydork Reviews "V For Vendetta" Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork vendetta bush natalie portman england politics movie  |
| We're better than LazyDork - MGphenom music video - 296 sec The Epic Release has arrived.
MG, Jerry and theSpooneyOne are about to tell RickySte how it really is.
Jerry on youtube - http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=1dtru- TheSpooneyOne on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=thespooneyone
For all who dont know me - I'm MG the phenom the freakshow
I'm just about to tread on some dangerous internet soil
With this beat I'm about to tell youtubes biggest white rapping poser
How it really is. But its all in good fun, so dont be hating son.
LazyDork is Numba one. Intended here is no pun
Gotta beat to the breakdown
its now or never
Hating on Ricky-s-t
With rhyme so clever
If its made by MG
its a worthy endeavor
So now Rick is on the plank
and I'll pull the lever
I once was a fan
But now I gotta Sever
Ricky once had the flow
And frankly now I'm Better
final outcome outdone
To the final Letter
Broke the camels back
with his last rap endeavor.
A Youtube defectionist
Will Question this
How the Dork made it onto
The MG's Hit list
thinks that he's a rhymer
But He's like scott stapp
But if it makes you happy lazy
We'll give you a hand clap
Hey Dork grab your spork
This is specific letter
When a youtube punk
like MG can do better
than your last rap
did you drop a cap
only to find that your
race car got lapped?
Now whats with that?
It might not be youtube correct
To rap challenge a jew
But I learned all my rap skills
From Matisyahu
I'm not afraid of a challenge
Heck I'm calling you out
To prove your skills are
worth this feature length shout
You been hating on little girls
More famous than you
Now heres a little ditty that'll
stick like glue
Lazy-D-Doh-ar-to the K
Went to BurgerKing and
Got a fish fillet.
It dont make no sense
but neither do your rambles
when your talking about ghandi
leaving tubers in shambles...
Stay awake Jerry friend dont break the trend
Cracker Ricky's of track
and his rap has gotta mend
but we'll pretend that you dont know who he is
So we can show the tubers who's the real ill-lyricist.
Insert Jerry speed rap
And Yo Spooney Spoon
Chris he knows how to do it
Dancin like a menace
Like a gremlin on fluid
Dork needs some moves
man he needs to improve
Can you help a white brotha
Needs to get on his groove?
Spooneyone about to take the mic... PSYCH
Just at this moment I was drinking a sprite
Shaking in shame cuz the dork's so white
But Spooney Spoon's here to make him dance alright
Check me out cuz I get some wit the ladies
choosin from dozens and payin them daily
When it comes to ladies the spoon is no flub
Pickin up the ladies in chemistry club
I feel like a celeb cuz I gets them all
Chasing after me like Nsync in a mall
C'mon Chris c'mon we can't be
getting off track. If we can't help the dork
we'll be getting some smack.
Aight MG I'll just do what I can
Prove to all the tubers that Spooney's the man
Dorky watch this before you run
Spoon showing ya how real dancing is done
(Middle) Hold up Hold up there's something in my pocket
Is it my phone or is it my rocket?
Oh wait Oh wait who's this on the phone?
Its trivia girl saying that you just got PWNED
Frankly dont amaze me
Style from the eightys
Beard from out of hades
And Ladies, all you crazies
I Bet drives his moms mercedes
Lazy Dork is it a double negative
The Term "Lazy" and "Dork" combined?
Is it supposed to be one of those things where
Two negatives make a positive?
I dont think so...
Lazy-D-Doh-ar-to the K
Went to BurgerKing and
Got a fish fillet.
It dont make no sense
but neither do your rambles
when your talking about ghandi
leaving tubers in shambles...
Three minds are better than you
MG, The Spooney One
And the Man, the myth the legend they call
D-Tru
Just goes to show three minds are better than one Auteur : mgphenom Tags:the lazydork battle rap challenge rickyste mgphenom thespooneyone white rappers video music  |
| Ode To Lazydork (Re-Mixed Version) - 95 sec We are just totally rapping it up for our homie lazy dork. Love ya dude. Peace.
Lyrics:
Yo L-dizzle, this one's for you.
Ricky, this is a tribute to you
And all the L-O-L things that you do
You review movies and you got some taste
You have a juked up body but an ugly face
Lazydork, you're a prosecutor
But ya got more street knowledge than my tutor
You probably put my homies in jail
But your new job couldn't pay a jaywalker's bail
Your milk video makes sparks fly
Everytime I watch it I joyfully cry
Watching milk going down your face
There's nothing like it, not in outer space
L-dizzle, you know you got some moves
When you jump around you got no "boos"
You jump up and down and all around
You see, you're the best you-tuber that we ever found
We aint wack and we don't mean to hurt ya
Your editing system takes us further
Shapes and sphere moving across the screen
After Obama, you're my political machine
Your robe's thumpin like a pimpin style
We love it more than the Egyptian Nile
Triviagirl, you aint his ho
Without you, he's whiter than snow
We may get low ratings, or hate mail
Cause ew get more views than a garage sale
Yeah, we got 2-2-1 channel views
Monkey In Red Shirt's our name, and we love your tunes
Word tuh ya mother
(last line is a tribute to Vanilla Ice)
This is a re-mixed version, the only difference is we lowered the "beat" volume
Oh, the beat is "beat 05" from Royalty-Free music.com Auteur : MonkeyInRedShirt Tags:rap for lazydork rickyste white guys rapping monkey in red shirt george william marsolek pimp gainsta  |
| Lazydork is a Nice Fellow - 91 sec Hello I am Sir Puppet. As a knight of England, I will spread goodness and happiness. But if challenged I will battle you to the death with my horse and squire. Auteur : SirPuppet Tags:lazydork SirPuppet Goodness  |
| Re: LonelyGirl: Lazydork is Better Than You - 140 sec This is a video respons, to a lazydork video, it migh waist your time, iv gotten 600 comments and some people think its funny, some can relate, and some dont like, and if you dont like it, dont reply, because i already warned you saying that it might not be funny to you, ok?, thanks in advance. Auteur : LivingFaith Tags:lazydork lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast rap gangsta  |
| Lazydork Reviews "X-Men 3" - 138 sec Lazydork Reviews "X-Men 3" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork x-men  |
| Re: Re: LonelyGirl: Lazydork is Better Than You - 18 sec What is this?! Haters will love this one xD
P.s. Got sync issues uploading :( Auteur : zomgkev Tags: lazydork lonelygirl15 lg15 danielbeast rap gangsta TheHill88 zomg kev rickyste  |
| Lazydork Reviews: "Amelie" - 150 sec Lazydork Reviews: "Amelie" Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork amelie  |
| LazyDork: ShadowLogic is better than you - 149 sec To Viewers: I am a fan of LazyDork. This video is a parody of his video "LonelyGirl: LazyDork is better than you". I personally like his interpretation of what should be on YouTube. He believes that videos should be, or at least attempt to be, entertaining. People like MrPregnant are a disgrace to the real YouTube entertainers.
To LazyDork: Sorry, I had to. I am a very satisfied subscriber. Continue the good work. The insults were merely to make us laugh, please take no offense.
With that being said, If anyone wants to challenge Shadowlogic by making a parody of this video, feel free to do so. Just know: This is my first real video, I will only get better.
Director/Editor: ShadowLogic
Camera Operator: HitoriHamburger
Lyrics:
Lazydork, you ain't got no style
You're more unwanted than a Trojan file
Survivor would leave you in Exile
I hate to come off this hostile
I'm the biggest thing of 2008
I rock like a San Francisco Earthquake
Like Lonely Girl your lyrics are fake
You're whiter than this angel food cake
Your lyrics are worse than Britney Spears
Triviagirl met you after 20 beers
Your comedy's a joke, so switch careers
YouTube still wouldn't want you in 30 years
ShadowLogic is better than you
You best not argue or I'll send mah crew
Lazydork you know it's true
Step to the side this is my debut
S-Lizzle is my name and I'm here at last
This song just kicked your ass
My lyrics are funny like laughing gas
I'm the teacher now so go to class
This is what I'm trying to convey
Your songs suck as bad as The Frey
You got served right on my tray
YouTube's my space so go away
I know this hurts and you're in pain
Call Geico for an insurance claim
When it comes to entertaining you're a shame
You got owned so I proclaim
ShadowLogic is better than you
You best not argue or I'll send mah crew
Lazydork you know it's true
Step to the side cuz this is my debut
It's obvious you don't even rehearse
With a look that gay you should carry a purse
I beat your style with my old converse
Why do you look so freaking perverse
Your mom was a secret and I've picked her lock
More blasts from her bedroom than in Iraq
You're so old school you still write with chalk
And you smell worse than an athletic sock
I've been to your site Lazydork.com
That site is more pointless than owning Guam
On Myspace your only friend is Tom
Sorry I had to drop this fragmentation bomb
ShaveYourBack.com Auteur : ShadowLogic Tags:ShadowLogic HitoriHamburger LazyDork Owned Parody  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Superman Returns" - 186 sec Lazydork Reviews "Superman Returns" Auteur : lazydork Tags:Lazydork Superman Returns  |
| Lazydork Reviews "Catwoman" - 164 sec Lazydork Reviews "Catwoman" Auteur : lazydork Tags:lazydork catwoman  |