| Lager Beer - Mitchell and Webb - 156 sec
The Lager Beer sketch from That Mitchell and Webb S01E05
Auteur : lewisholmes
Tags: Larger Beer Mitchell and Webb TV Comedy
 | | Toontje Lager - Stiekem gedanst - 214 sec
Ik stond maar wat te drinken, wat te hangen.
Ik dacht en keek en dacht wat om me heen.
Niemand om me even op te vangen,
Niemand bijzonder, niemand in het algemeen.
Drie uur 's nachts, zeven januari.
Het panter bloesje en de spijkerbroek.
De armen bloot, de korte zwarte haren
En ik stond daar ergens op de hoek.
Refr.
Ik heb stiekem met je gedanst, ik hoop dat je het leuk vond.
Ik heb stiekem met je gedanst, stiekem met je gedanst.
Ik denk niet, dat je me hebt zien staan kijken
Ik was die jongen met die vage blik.
Ik was die jongen die losjes wou lijken,
niet te onschuldig en zeker niet te dik.
Refr.
Ik heb gedanst zonder te bewegen,
met een gemak zoals je zelden ziet
Misschien is kom ik je morgen tegen.
Misschien is het wel beter van niet.
Refr.
Auteur : gree47
Tags:toontje lager stiekem gedanst
| | Tennent's Lager "Caledonia" advert - 71 sec
c. 1990
Auteur : tennentsteam
Tags:"Tennent's Lager" Caledonia
| | Scary Lager Advert - 45 sec
Scary advert warning about the perils of drinking lager, and the dangers of singing after having done so. This by the way, isn't the video where the bloke screams like a twat.
Auteur : TheOtherThree
Tags:scary lager ghostly car advert special brew amarillo drink feck arse
| | Splodgenessabounds - Two Pints Of Lager - Tj's - 148 sec
mighty Max Splodge and crew, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please, well i know John Tj's makes sure the band gets looked after much better than that
Auteur : creamcropzinelabel
Tags: punk oi crass clash ska splodge test tubes
| | How to be a perfect girlfriend - Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy - 137 sec
Kate faces the ultimate question to allow Jonny to decide if she really is a perfect new girlfriend - do you class a Kit Kat as a cake or a biscuit? BBC romantic comedy from the Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps team.
Auteur : BBCWorldwide
Tags: two pints of lager and packet crisps BBC comedy central romantic love sex types history hilarious jokes TV series British channel
| | Castle Lager - 76 sec
Castle Lager
Auteur : Yatzyman6610
Tags:beer
| | Briganti: Maria Oliviero - fenestrelle il lager savoia - 326 sec
briganti: Maria Oliviero-fenestrelle il lager savoia
Auteur : pedritoya
Tags: briganti borboni duesicilie calabria guerriglia rivoluzione risorgimento sicilia campania puglia basilicata
| | KIRIN LAGER / meets YMO - 59 sec
KIRIN LAGER meets YMO
(music:RYDEEN 97/07)
Japan(2007)
Auteur : Saybee
Tags:ads 2007 KIRIN LAGER YMO Rydeen
| | Toontje Lager - Zoveel te doen - 280 sec
Toontje Lager - Zoveel te doen
Auteur : femoesacre8
Tags: Toontje Lager Zoveel te doen
| | Singing get well - Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy - 143 sec
Gaz grudgingly sings theme tunes to make Jonny feel better. Hilarious clip from the hit BBC comedy sitcom Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Auteur : BBCWorldwide
Tags: two pints of lager and packet crisps BBC comedy central romantic love sex types history hilarious jokes tv series British channel
| | Tennent's Lager. Body Armour - 41 sec
Tennent's lager ad
Auteur : taffyhowells
Tags:Tennent's Lager
| | Francesco Guccini - Lager - 225 sec
Cos'è un lager?
E' una cosa nata in tempi tristi, dove dopo passano i turisti,
occhi increduli agli orrori visti... "non gettar la pelle del salame!"...
Cos'è un lager?
E' una cosa come un monumento e il ricordo assieme agli anni è spento,
non ce n'è mai stati, solo in quel momento, l' uomo in fondo è buono, meno il nazi infame!
Ma ce n'è, ma c'è chi li ha veduti o son balle di sopravvissuti?
Illegali i testimoni muti, non si facciano nemmen parlare!
Cos'è un lager?
Sono mille e mille occhiaie vuote, sono mani magre abbarbicate ai fili,
son baracche, uffici, orari, timbri e ruote, son routine e risa dietro a dei fucili,
sono la paura, l' unica emozione, sono angoscia d' anni dove il niente è tutto,
sono una pazzia ed un' allucinazione che la nostra noia sembra quasi un rutto,
sono il lato buio della nostra mente, sono un qualche cosa da dimenticare,
sono eternità di risa di demente, sono un manifesto che si può firmare...
E un lager, cos'è un lager?
Il fenomeno ci fu. E' finito! Li commemoriamo, il resto è un mito!
l'hanno confermato ieri giù al partito, chi lo afferma è un qualunquista cane!
Cos'è un lager?
E' una cosa sporca, cosa dei padroni, cosa vergognosa di certe nazioni,
noi ammazziamo solo per motivi buoni... quando sono buoni? Sta a noi giudicare!
Cos'è un lager?
E' una fede certa e salverà la gente, l' utopia che un giorno si farà presente
millenaria idea, gran purga d' occidente, chi si oppone è un giuda e lo dovrai schiacciare!
Cos'è un lager?
Son recinti e stalli di animali strani, gambe che per anni fan gli stessi passi,
esseri diversi, scarsamente umani, cosa fra le cose, l' erba, i mitra, i sassi,
ironia per quella che chiamiam ragione, sbagli ammessi solo sempre troppo dopo,
prima sventolanti giustificazioni, una causa santa, un luminoso scopo,
sono la furiosa prassi del terrore sempre per qualcosa, sempre per la pace,
sono un posto in cui spesso la gente muore, sono un posto in cui, peggio, la gente nasce...
E un lager...
E' una cosa stata, cosa che sarà, può essere in un ghetto, fabbrica, città,
contro queste cose o chi non lo vorrà, contro chi va contro o le difenderà,
prima per chi perde e poi chi vincerà, uno ne finisce ed uno sorgerà
sempre per il bene dell'umanità, chi fra voi kapò, chi vittima sarà
in un lager?
Auteur : rdieci
Tags:Francesco Guccini Lager
| | Personal question - Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy - 181 sec
Jonny meets Janet's friend Louise for the first time and tries to hide his crush by impressing her with balloon animals. Hilarious hit BBC British comedy show Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Auteur : BBCWorldwide
Tags: two pints of lager and packet crisps BBC comedy central romantic love sex types history hilarious jokes tv series British channel
| | TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACK OF LIES, PLEASE - 184 sec
That great institution, the British pub, is many things to many men, but for nearly two-thirds of young men it's the place where they gather to brazenly tell a tale or two in order to impress their mates or members of the opposite sex.
Research conducted by learndirect Careers Advice reveals that 60% of men between the ages of 19 and 25 often tell little white lies in the pub. For those blokes who admit to being a little economical with the truth, the figures show that:
1. 47% claim to possess a skill or talent they don't have
2. 31% boast about being better at a sport than they really are
3. 27% frequently exaggerate about their work related responsibilities to give the impression they rule the roost
4. 31% lie about owning shiny new goods such as a car or electronic equipment
5. 28% admit to false bravado when it comes to stories of success with the opposite sex
Young men in the North East are most likely to try and pull the wool over their mates' eyes with 67% admitting to frequently fibbing in order to wow or woo. East Midland males are least likely to pull a fast one, although 50% still own up to telling the odd white lie -- which highlights that many guys across the UK can't help but tell porky pies.
When work becomes the topic of pub banter, young men are as likely to stretch the truth about their success at work as they are about their success with women. What's more, men working in property and education are most likely to exaggerate about what they do for a living.
Lads think a good job and being a boss are important. In fact, a whopping 43% of young men claim to have a far more exciting job than the reality and one in five have claimed to occupy a higher position within their company than they actually do. 38% even admit to lying about what they earn -- whose round is it next?
Although pub lies sound harmless enough, the reasons behind these work-related fibs highlight that a high number of young men are really not happy in their current jobs. In fact, the research reveals that an alarming 62% of 19-25 year old men in full-time work actually want to trade in their current job for something they've always wanted to do. Based on the research, this involves being challenged more, being paid more and being seen as a success.
TV and Radio 1 presenter Reggie Yates knows only too well the pitfalls of pub lies: "As a 25 year old man, I've come across a fair few pub Pinocchios in my time -- guys will always brag, it's in our nature. But when it comes to a job or career, you shouldn't settle for exaggerating your monthly wedge or pretending to be your own boss -- why not actually make it happen?"
Reggie, who is fronting the learndirect Careers Advice campaign to encourage young men to get more out of their job or career, comments: "I'm lucky to be working in a job that I love, but lots of people leave school or college without really knowing what they want to do, and it's not until they start working and end up getting stuck in a rut that they realise their talents may lie elsewhere. What's important is that reaching for your dreams is possible; you may just need some straight forward advice and guidance on how to get there, which is why a service like learndirect Careers Advice is a good place to start."
learndirect Careers Advice Partnerships Manager, Paula Hardwick, says: "In the past 12 months, we have received enquiries from nearly 90,000 young men looking to make important decisions about their future. Some are simply unhappy in their job and want some kind of change, and others have a clearer view as to what job or career path they want to take, but need advice on how to get there. Our job at learndirect Careers Advice is to provide sound advice and help equip people with the means to reach their goals."
learndirect Careers Advice is a free and impartial service available online or over the phone offering personalised careers advice. A dedicated team of specially trained Careers Coaches are on hand to provide one to one career guidance sessions, helping you to assess your options and start planning for your future. They will also help with CVs, application forms and preparation for interviews.
So whether you're looking to make that step up the ladder or change your job or career direction, the learndirect Careers Advice service is available seven days a week from 8am to 10pm or 24 hours a day online. Call 0800 100 900 or log on to www.learndirect-advice.co.uk
Auteur : RadioLynxContent
Tags: football sex pub work lies women girls drink booze drunk reggie yates two pints lager packet crisps sport learndirect
| | Gaz and Donna's first fight - Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy - 118 sec
Gaz and Donna have their first real fight after Gaz accuses Donna of reading the paper too loudly. Hilarious romantic comedy from BBC Worldwide.
Auteur : BBCWorldwide
Tags: two pints of lager and packet crisps BBC comedy central romantic love sex types history hilarious jokes tv series British channel
| | Studio 101 with Kim Mitchell - Lager & Ale - 358 sec
The most exclusive Studio 101 to date happened on Friday June 27, 2008 at Armoury Studios. Only 20 of Kim Mitchell's biggest fans were on the guest list.
Auteur : ROCK101Videos
Tags: cfmi classic rock 101 radio station vancouver kim mitchell armoury studios live concert performance gig show music
| | Castle Lager Advert - War Cry - 61 sec
Tv Advert for south african beer Castle Lager
Auteur : eastrand
Tags:castle lager war cry south africa beer SAB
| | KIRIN LAGER CLUB presents BAJOFONDO(バホフォンド)初来日公演決定!Vol.1 - 451 sec
KIRIN LAGER CLUB presents
BAJOFONDO(バホフォンド)初来日公演決定!
2008年10月6日
品川ステラボール
(地図: http://www.princehotels.co.jp/shinagawa/aquastadium/information/001.html)
開演:19時
チケット情報:www.conversation.co.jp
映画「バベル」、「モーターサイクル・ダイアリーズ」、「ブロークバック・マウンテン」など数々の名作の音楽を手がけ、2006、7年アカデミー賞連続受賞、今世界が最も注目する天才コンポーザー グスタボ・サンタオラーヤ率いる最強の音楽プロデューサー・映像アーティスト集団「BAJOFONDO(バホフォンド)」。
"「ゴタン・プロジェクトのタンゴ・エレクトロニカ」" がさらなる進化、刷新を遂げる― ブエノスアイレス(ブエノスアイレス)、モンテビデオ(ウルグアイ)発、トリプルプラチナセールスを含む壮絶なセンセーションを全世界で巻き起こし、待望の初来日!
KIRIN LAGER CLUB presents
BAJOFONDO Japan tour 2008
October 6, 2008
Shinagawa Stellar Ball
(Map: http://www.princehotels.co.jp/shinagawa/aquastadium/information/001.html)
Start: 7 p.m
Ticket info: www.conversation.co.jp
From Buenos Aires and Montevideo, BAJOFONDO, a collective of music producers and visual artists headed by the Academy & Grammy award winning composer Gustavo Santaolalla ("BABEL", "MOTORCYCLE DIARIES", "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN") performs in Tokyo for the first time ever!
KIRIN LAGER CLUB presents
BAJOFONDO tour japones 2008
Octubre 6, 2008
Shinagawa Stellar Ball
(Mapa: http://www.princehotels.co.jp/shinagawa/aquastadium/information/001.htm)
19:00 Hrs.
Boleto Info: www.conversation.co.jp
De Buenos Aires y Montevideo, BAJOFONDO dirigido por Gustavo Santaolalla, composidor vencedor de Academ y Grammy ("BABEL", "MOTOR-CYCLE DIARIES", "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN") hace su primero concierto en Tokyo!
Auteur : ConversationandCom
Tags: バホフォンド BAJOFONDO カンバセーション Conversation ステラボール StellarBall 品川 初来日 日本 公演 ジャパンツアー Japan tour タンゴ Tango クラブ club
| | Fighting for attention- Two Pints of Lager - BBC comedy - 104 sec
Jonny (Ralf Little) goes to extraordinary lengths to compete with his new baby for Janet's attention. Hilarious video from smash hit BBC sitcom, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Auteur : BBCWorldwide
Tags: BBC comedy Two Pints funny laugh short film video free Jonny janet Baby Talk Sketch
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