| Tribute to G$ and the 5awesomegays - 122 sec
Greg, you brought some great moments to the 5awesomegays channel and to YouTube. You will be missed. Thanks for reminding us to stay classy - we'll do our best. :)
Auteur : finebime
Tags: 5awesomegays jesusismyboyfriend G$ 22marshmallows no-blinks humanzee ketchupcandle hickeys scrubsparty synesthesia
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| Haunted - 237 sec
Well, what did the ghost say??
Auteur : charmedmatzzie
Tags:Haunted evanescence suicide nina matz ketchup candle creepy death tarot funny xD
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| Heinz in the Closet - 30 sec
Want to cheat on your girlfriend? Why not with Heinz?
Auteur : filmboy82
Tags:closet dating girlfriend heinz ketchup candle top this tv challenge date cheating funny comedy
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| Schatzzz - 296 sec
Dieses Video ist für mein Engel auf Erden für alles was sie für mich getan hat .
Ich Liebe dich
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ey chica
ey
ey chica bonita
ich steh jetzt seid jahren auf der bühne kicke styles und mach scherze vor jubelnden mengen
dir sind meine witze meistens einfach nur peinlich
drehst dich weg und tust so, als würdest du mich nich kennen
oder das hier, wirklich, ich checks nich wenn du nich schlafen kannst und du weckst mich
(hey)is ja im grunde genommen wirklich alles ok
nur nich wenns samstags morgens um 6 is.
Du bist ohne mittagsschlaf schwer zu ertragen
schlechte laune und nervige fragen
warum's so is das is sehr schwer zu sagen
doch ich wollt dich wirklich gerne ma fragen
Denn baby du machst dinge die ich echt nich kapier
zum beispiel sagtest du gestern zu mir :
guck ma da drüben, die blonde im auto, die passt doch wirklich viel besser zu dir
vieles was mir wichtig is, is für dich nebensache
doch is dir kalt komm her,baby ich geb dir meine trainigsjacke
Glaub mir das, ich sags euch,
Ich verlieb mich jeden tag aufs neue
in dich und deine marotten
baby was fürn abenteuer
auch wenns grade mal nicht läuft
und uns kann keiner mehr stoppen
Oh mann Oh mann So lange sind wir schon zusamm'n
(yeah)und wissen ganz genau wie wir einander auf die palme bringen
am anfang geht es nur um ne ganz kleine sache
im nächsten Augenblicke geht es sofort ans eingemachte
(wuch) muchsmäuschenstill dann wieder (wuuuch) fuchsteufelswild.
du sagst, dass dich meine instrumente jetzt nerven
eines tages wirst du meine Zettel ausm fenster werfen
nich war mein schatz
wir kriegen das hin
ich glaub daran
ganz tief in mir drin
und es hält vielleicht für immer
von mir aus hol dir ruhig dein ketchup zum candle light dinner
trotz 100 000 kleinen reiberei'n
möchte ich nix lieber als einfach nur bei dir sein
denn ich find dich entzückend jedesmal wenn du sagst, dass du den herbst lieber als den sommer magst
dat du mi levesten bist
dat du wo bist
dat du mi levesten bist
kumm bi de nacht kumm bi de nacht
Glaub mir das, ich sags euch,
Ich verlieb mich jeden tag aufs neue
in dich und deine marotten
baby was fürn abenteuer
auch wenns grade mal nicht läuft
und uns kann keiner mehr stoppen
ganz genau...
dass ich dich hab weiß ich zu schätzen
keine angst ich werd schon nichts verpetzen
stell nur grade wieder fest, mit entsetzten
ich habe über die jahre
die besten marotten fast schon vergessen
warte mal
ich weiß doch was, rate mal
ich starte mal mit nem paradefall
abends sehe ich deine socken auf dem sofa liegen
aber wo ist meine schokolade bloß geblieben?
du fährst rückwärts zu schnell aus der auffahrt
verbringst deine freizeit im baumarkt
mich verwirrt deine seltsame art
du trinkst beim essen nix
doch n kasten selter am tag
ginge es nach dir gäb es ständig spagetti
und das genau is der punkt
was sagte harry zu sally
du bist nicht kompliziert sondern eine herausforderung
treibst du mich auch manchesmal in den wahnsinn
wenn du dort auf mich wartest will ich genau dahin
Glaub mir das, ich sags euch
Ich verlieb mich jeden tag aufs neue
in dich und deine marotten
baby was fürn abenteuer
auch wenns grade mal nicht läuft
und uns kann keiner mehr stoppen
Ich weiß nicht wie ichs sagen soll
ich weiß nur du bist wundervoll
ich weiß nicht wie ich sagen soll
genauso wie ichs haben wollte
Ich weiß nicht wie ichs sagen soll
ich weiß nur du bist wundervoll
ich weiß nicht wie ich sagen soll
genauso wie ichs haben wollte
Glaub mir, was ich sage,
Ich verlieb mich jeden tag aufs neue
in dich und deine marotten
baby was fürn abenteuer
auch wenns grade mal nicht läuft
und uns kann keiner mehr stoppen
(glaub dran,glaub dran yeah , glaub dran nananananana yeah glaub dran usw.)
Auteur : fcstpaulia
Tags: Liebe.Schatz Video
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| The power of 2 dollars - 37 sec
Trevor drinks a cup of coke, hamburger, hot dog, ketchup, sugar, a candle, and other shit for two dollars (provide by me). This took place at our South Grad party at Leonards.
Auteur : helldude99
Tags: Trevor drink hamburger coke hotdog ketchup
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| Todd McGann vs. Birthday Candles - 61 sec
he brought you the bottle of ketchup, the birthday candles- one of which partially still smoldering, what will he do next???
Auteur : jspooler
Tags:Todd McGann Birthday Candles
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| I Am Not A Ketchup Eater 2 - 262 sec
The sequal to i am not a ketchup eater, staring ernie ralph mathew and daniel in an action paked adventure feel free to rate comment appreciate.
Auteur : yodajedi77
Tags: parody short film spoof improv fall out boy liitle less sixteen candles more touch me somerset academy 3d glasses fun
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| Surreal (1991) - 283 sec
Video project while a Radio TV Film student at Temple University.
We were given a bag with 25 junk items in it and told to make a short video of it. In my bag were things like a ticket, Apartment finder magazine, dice, ketchup packet, speaker wire, a Mitchum deodorant box, candle, can of black cherry soda, etc.
It is a miracle the guy who did this video with me still speaks to me. That may change once he sees this on YouTube. But ain't he cute?
Anyway, this video really confirms the fact that I had no place in the entertainment industry. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Probably, "Oh shit, I have a video project due in three days, I better get something together!" What is amazing about this is that I was NOT totally baked at the time. If had I had been baked, I might have come up with something that made a little more sense. You'll appreciate why I ripped off the Price is Right credits in lieu of listing the guilty parties in this production. Anyway, enjoy my glorious foray into a bizarro little world :)
The electronica music excerpt came from an acetate record included in an issue of Omni magazine. It was called "Metamorphosis" but I have no idea who the composer is.
Rich, I will love you forever for putting up with me while making this.
And don't forget to spay your pets.
Filmed in Warminster and Willow Grove PA and edited at Temple University.
Auteur : mysticrhythm
Tags: bizarre short film dream train station electronica
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| Sexy Student House Tour [Part: The Second] - 334 sec
For Shawn, who sadly could no longer be with us to enjoy our 2nd year at Nottingham Uni - quite possibly the best uni in the entire world... xxx
Auteur : m4pk
Tags: House student teen sex boobs anal fanny vaj vagina banana tv candles ridiculoso ketchup basement shower wet penis pen15 shawn
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| Pua Birthday Drink - 87 sec
Pua was adopted July 1st 2006. So her birthday is celebrated July.
Sparkling juice.
cake is ground beef, yogurt for frosting, blue cheese sprinkles, a spray cheese "candle", and ketchup around the bottom.
FAQ
http://www.contentcaboodle.com/pets/anteater-faq.html
Auteur : TamanduaGirl
Tags: tamandua pet exotic animal anteater
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| Adventures of Erin Day 2 - 332 sec
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Auteur : fhjfhsjdfhsj2346
Tags:paintbrush candle salt pepper knife ketchup erin
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| Pua's Birthday Cake - 45 sec
Cake: ground beef, yogurt for icing, sprinkes of blue cheese, a spray cheese "candle" on top and a ring of ketchup.
Pua was adopted July 2006
FAQ
http://www.contentcaboodle.com/pets/anteater-faq.html
Auteur : TamanduaGirl
Tags: tamandua pet exotic animal anteater
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| Haunted House, Rye NY documented - 630 sec
In the late 80's I was privileged to live in a documented haunted house in Rye NY. When we bought it non one told us it was haunted and we found out by doctors, dentists, work and school. Check it!!!
Auteur : AutographMan
Tags: Haunted House Rye NY documented ghost story candles wax haunt haunted scary goblin mustard ketchup
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| Sexy Student House Tour [Part: The First] - 310 sec
For Shawn, who sadly could no longer be with us to enjoy our 2nd year at Nottingham Uni - quite possibly the best uni in the entire world...
xxx
Auteur : m4pk
Tags: House student teen sex boobs anal fanny vaj vagina banana tv candles ridiculoso ketchup basement shower wet penis pen15
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| Screaming girl/poetry by mia - 67 sec
Here's a poem not my best but for a first video it's enough.
I forgot to say a part of my poem so it may not make sense.
Auteur : allyouneedisS2
Tags: poetry MIA mia Mia screaming girl frogs ketchup michael asian chinese t-shirts hello kitty kerropi chocolate ddr doctor fruits vegetable purple yellow martin luther king jr. orange tropicana guitar hero bye wow wubzy oswald person people pink jeter wal-mart vases coach gum vitamins hair selena gomez demi lovato hi vancouver pea cock panda boy scary curtains nails money glue notebook knife set candle binky baby cute mean green eating machine plaid
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| Dinner - 29 sec
A candle lit Dinner
Auteur : trent435
Tags:Heinz Ketchup
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| Heinz contest - How do I love thee (voice-over version) - 30 sec
I may have entered this version also in the Heinz ketchup contest if I had had more time. See my other one though.
(All video clips provided Heinz.)
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806-1861)
Auteur : murpea
Tags: heinz ketchup commericial contest top this tv challenge take elizabeth barrett browning how do love thee parody poem
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| LUPE FIASCO FREESTYLE TO JUST MIGHT BE OKAY - 135 sec
this is me doing an original rap/ hip hop lyrics to lupe fiasco's just might be okay lemme know what you think fam. go ahead and subscribe there's more to come
if you want to hear more of my music just go to
http://www.myspace.com/acchord
here are the lyrics so you can think about it
I'm vibin through the hassle
with lupe fiasco
I been graduated dawg flipped the tassle
like lupe I don't drink I flip the glass'll
leave you plastered
Your first drink was free but it became your master
Some chase the green some chase their master's
Degree
Past the degree
We need to educate ourselves on past slaveries
Been where you wanted to but not where you want to be
Be self content Ecclesiastes
We cleave past these
Rappers we stepped up
These rappers pleas like condiments
lettuce ketchup
They relish in the relish that just ain't kosher
they smell it they can tell us it's not their culture
I ain't one to brag and I ain't no boaster
but I put their greatest weapon back in their holster
turn around at sunset take five paces
Turned around and shot truth in 5 places
the ear
the heart
the mind
the soul
the 5th place
the face
that fit's so cold
the tongue
handless vandle
vandles for handel's
Messiah
or
pandel's handle
lest it' get's higher
less esteem
when it means
what is seen
in it's stream
of candles
wick meltin
for days
time short like randle
el
on the steelers
Fell on the feelers
we all sell with the tongue
life or death dealers
Now that's an eye peeler
What Apostle Paul saw
still
the only death healer
But we don't wanna hear her
blu ray blue disc can't get clearer
wisdom shout's the problem's as clear as the mirror
The lack of music's vision is smearing the hearer
car gone crazy Lord please steer her
That's the underwood prayer
Jesus take the wheel and take us there
to the place of glory
to the place of grace
but before we we get to glory
we need to walk it's pace
slow doooown
know now
God is God not you
so take a bow
and walk off the stage
Not need to act
be authentic in his grace
In his face
in the place
Yup I'm closing the case
It's a wrap
Would you like a receipt for that
A
Auteur : ACCHORD
Tags: lupe fiasco kanye west common crs graduation food and liquor the cool rap freestyle spoken word acchord
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| Good anytime - 30 sec
Heinz, for anytime of the day...or night.
Auteur : ChaleInc
Tags:heinz ketchup dinner breakfast lunch snack late fridge candle burger hotdogs
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| Ritual 3 - 45 sec
Indian IT guy tells us more about the various rituals. In this section he shows the world about ritualistic offerings of food to the gods.
Auteur : BobprasadSwami
Tags:Y X Sign Spoof spirit IT professional ranting raving rant rave truth candles communicate chant food banana ketchup off
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