| Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs" - 293 sec
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
Auteur : Smakgakgak
Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb
 | | Tsar Bomba - The King of Bombs - 466 sec
Tsar Bomba, nicknamed 'Big Ivan' by its makers, was the largest nuclear bomb ever built. With a yield of 50 megatons, it was 4000 times more powerful then the bomb that devastated Hiroshima.
This video shows various important aspects of the bomb, including its development at Arzamas-16, the secret Soviet nuclear weapons research facility and its transportation to the Tu-95 bomber, which was painted white for the test to reflect the heat of the blast. Several different views of the explosion are also shown, including several filmed from the air and ground alike. The last few shots are of the ground zero several days after the test.
Video source: www.atomicforum.org
Auteur : atomicforum
Tags:nuclear atomic bomb test weapon tsar bomba tzar ivan hydrogen h-bomb novaya zemlya russia russian soviet
| | Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bells, Jingle Bombs PO POLSKU - 297 sec
http://www.ekabarety.net Jeff Dunham - Achmed The Dead Terrorist Jingle Bombs, Pada Bomba, POLSKIE NAPISY silent night jingle bombs
Auteur : markes01
Tags: skecz kabaret jeff dunham ahmed bombowa kolęda kolędy silent night święta świąteczne
| | 9/11: Total Proof That Bombs Were Planted In The Buildings! - 622 sec
ADD LUCUS TO YOUR MYSPACE FRIENDS:
http://www.myspace.com/lucus911
Bombs, explosions, secondary explosions, explosive devices....how many more times do we need to hear these words being said by 9/11 witnesses before we start asking questions about what really happened on that awful day?
This video shows that many actual 9/11 witnesses heard and saw explosions going off inside the towers, long before they actually fell. These witnesses include police, firemen and mainstream media reporters.
And what is even more shocking is the fact that all of this has been ignored by the mainstream media.
We really need to wake up to the facts and ask questions. If we don't, what does that say about us?
Auteur : NufffRespect
Tags: 9/11 explosions bombs devices controlled demolition 911 conspiracy truth illuminati big secret WTC7 twin towers
| | Faithless Bombs - 221 sec
Latest single from Faithless
Auteur : creamhackered
Tags:Faithless bombs
| | The Clash-Spanish Bombs - 219 sec
in paris 1980
Auteur : lkasflapytrs
Tags:the clash spanish bombs
| | The Clash ..... Spanish Bombs (Live) - 184 sec
The Clash ..... Spanish Bombs (Live)
Auteur : camboyano
Tags:clash sex pistols punk british oi strummer joe
| | Cluster Bombs: A Weapon out of Control - Human Rights Watch - 358 sec
Short film documenting the lethal effects of the use of cluster munitions worldwide, with commentary, new statistics and analysis from military experts at Human Rights Watch. Footage shows how cluster munitions have endangered civilian populations from the Vietnam era through current conflicts in Iraq and Lebanon. During the last THREE DAYS of the War on Lebanon, Israel fired up to 4,000,000 cluster bomblets according to UN estimates - twice the amount used by the US in the attack on Iraq in 2003.
Auteur : mingoi313
Tags:cluster bombs bomblets hrw human rights watch israel lebanon arms wmd collateral collective punishment damage
| | Outkast B.O.B - 264 sec
Outkast B.O.B
Auteur : kingfive
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| | Jeff Dunham - Achmed's Jingle Bombs - Sub ITA - 303 sec
Jeff Dunham ripropone Achmed in versione natalizia!
Buona visione!
sito ufficiale di Dunham:
www.jeffdunham.com
Auteur : fabrjx
Tags: Jeff Dunham Achmed Jingle Bombs the Dead Terrorist Sub Ita Sottotitoli Italiano Ventriloquo italiano
| | KB Home's Bombs - 334 sec
See How Housing Developer Manipulates the System and builds on top of a bombing range.
Auteur : StopRunkledyne
Tags:KBHomes KB Homes Bombs
| | The Clash - Spanish Bombs - 213 sec
Video sulla Guerra Civile Spagnola, con colonna sonora "Spanish Bombs" dei "The Clash". Mio blog www.tortoragione.splinder.com
Auteur : compagnoTrikonov
Tags:the Clash guerracivilespagnola spain civil war
| | Tsar Bomba - King of the Bombs - 57,000,000 Tonnes of TNT - 179 sec
The Tsar Bomba
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October 30th 1961 - The Tsar Bomba, King of the Bombs, Царь-бомба or Big Ivan.
This footage is courtesy of the documentary "Trinity and Beyond", directed by Peter Kuran, and other footage is courtesy of the Discovery channel. The original footage was from declassified Soviet Archives. The music used is from The Planets Suite composed by Gustav Holst. The movement is 'Mars: the Bringer of War'
Before I get into the details of the test, I want to clear up something very important. The title of this video is "Tsar Bomba - King of the Bombs - 57,000,000 Tonnes of TNT". Understand now that this test wasn't the result of a detonation of 57,000,000 Tonnes of TNT, but rather the nuclear yield EQUIVALENT of a detonation of 57,000,000 Tonnes of TNT. The weight of the device was 27 tonnes. And coincedentaly, one tonne is taken as a metric tonne, or 1000 kilograms - (2200lbs). All units used in physics are metric. The reason the yield equivalent system is used is because the energy released from the explosion of a set amount of TNT is a constant.
The bomb was designed as a 100 Megaton device, not a 50 Megaton device. This was due to its 3 stage design: fission-fusion-fission. There is fission initiator that when detonated, begins a fusion reaction. Then there is a further fission detonation of a Uranium tamper which boosts the yield by 50 Megatons. For the test, the Tsar had its Uranium tamper replaced with lead to reduce the maximum yield by half (To 50 Megatons).
The blast yield was equal to that of a blast of 57,000,000 Tonnes of TNT....or to put that into context: The weight of 270 Empire State Buildings worth of TNT. This makes the Tsar the most powerful nuclear device ever detonated in history. Think of the destruction at Hiroshima. The Tsar was 3800 times more powerful than Hiroshima.
The bomb's weight was 27 tonnes, and its dimensions were: 8 meters (26ft) in length, and 2 meters (6.5ft) in diameter.
It was air-dropped, from a modified Tupolev Tu-95 Bear, and it used a nylon parachute to slow its decent to give the crew time to escape.
The bomb was dropped from an altitude of 34,500 feet AGL (10,500 meters), and it detonated a little over three minutes later at an altitude of 13,100 feet AGL (4,000 meters). In this time: The Tu-95, travelling at a ground speed of 480kts (552mph, 864kph), travelled into the safe zone (about 45km from ground zero) and was therefore 79km away from the blast.
When the bomb detonated, immediately the temperature directly below and surrounding the detonation would have risen to millions of degrees. The pressure below the blast was 300 pounds per square inch, over three times the pressure in a car tyre. The light energy released was so powerful that it was visible even at 1000km (621 miles), with cloudy skies. The shockwave was powerful enough to break windows at even up to 900 kilometres (560 miles) from the blast. The shockwave was recorded orbiting the earth 3 times. The mushroom cloud rose to an altitude of 64,000 meters (210,000 feet) before levelling out. The thermal energy from the blast was powerful that it could cause 3rd degree burns to a human standing 100 km (62 miles) away from the blast.
The radius of the fireball was 2.3 kilometres (1.4 miles). The blast radius (area in which total destruction ensured) was 13km (8 miles).
The most important thing to note is that this bomb was designed as a 100 Megaton device (Yield equivalent of 0.1 trillion tonnes of TNT). If detonated, everything within a 48 kilometer (30 mile) diameter would be vaporised. Everything within a 195 kilometer (120 mile) diameter would be incinerated in a fireball. This would ensure total destruction of a large city like New York, Paris or London, as well as devastation on its outskirts.
Look at my other video to get more information about the test history.
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=LOwEcLiK4cA
Auteur : flyboy172r
Tags: Tsar Bomba King of the bombs megaton nuclear hydrogen thermonuclear atomic russia cold war
| | Jeff Dunham Achmed the dead terrorist "jingle bombs" sub ger - 284 sec
So habe hier mal das Brand neue Jeff dunham übersetzt, hoffe ihr habt spaß :-)
Kontakt: kfee1990@web.de
Auteur : kugelfaenger
Tags: Jeff dunham achmed the dead Terrorist jingle bombs guitar guy ger sub subtitle untertitel deutsch deutschland
| | Serenity Now bombs a World of Warcraft funeral - 461 sec
Some girl who played World of Warcraft died in real life, and those horrible failures of human beings planned a funeral for her... RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PVP ZONE! They posted about the event on the messageboards and urged people not to bust it up.
I don't think I need to explain what happened; the video speaks for itself.
I didn't make the video.
Auteur : jon01
Tags:world of warcraft funeral serenity now movie film funny
| | The Notorious Cherry Bombs - It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - 272 sec
Music video by The Notorious Cherry Bombs performing It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
with Eric Welch, Tameron Hedge, Scott Simmons, E, Scott Long
(C) 2004 Universal South Records, LLC
Auteur : universalmusicgroup
Tags: The Notorious Cherry Bombs It's Hard To Kiss Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Country Universal South Eric Welch Tameron Hedge Scott Simmons
| | [[[Watch it to believe it]]] Hiroshima Atom Bomb Impact - 570 sec
Hiroshima bomb impact documentary movie made.
Auteur : krissidhu
Tags:Hiroshima atom bomb dangerous danger fire impact documentary movie disaster war bombing atombomb kam sidhu
| | The Living Things - Bombs Below - 180 sec
The Living Things - Bombs Below
Very Ramonesy...very bang on...very good...
Auteur : notsorry
Tags:living things bombs below ramones
| | Babylon Bombs - Hometown Hero - 214 sec
Babylon Bombs new video
Auteur : jonnieduck
Tags:Hard rock sleaze glam Babylon Bombs hometown hero
| | Jeff Dunham - Achmed Jingle Bombs - 293 sec
Achmed Jingle Bombs
Auteur : SinclairCiurlizza
Tags: Jeff Dunham Achmed Jingle Bombs Spark of Insanity Silence Kill You
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