| Shaq Uses Freestyle Rap To Rip On Kobe For Losing NBA Finals - 214 sec
Shaq is no rapper...lol!! Not by a long shot. Why is he messing with Kobe anyway... hmmmm... there's something going on here!
Auteur : asathecomic
Tags: entertainment news Shaquielle O' Neal Nas Raps "Eff" Kobe Bryant nba freestyle rap hip hop kobe shaq diss tmz fight
 | | Kings of Myspace/ Hotel California MASHUP + FREESTYLE RAP!! - 366 sec
woop woop! So last week PDFlo had a little birthday gathering and decided to broadcast it on BlogTV. Here is our super talented friend Ashley Nettles performing Hotel California, with freestyles from ME and PDFLO in between!
http://youtube.com/AshMarnet
Auteur : TimothyDeLaGhetto2
Tags: timothydelaghetto kings of myspace freestyle rap peedeeflo hotel california acoustic live mashup remix ashley nettles
| | Taco Bell Rap - 108 sec
!!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(written by: ryan deberry)
i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream
it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene
a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too
this is how we do up in the drive thru
i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap
large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap
i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito
don't be thinking that its all for me though
"yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me
so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free.
i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound
hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two
large coke, i need that too,
one for me and for you
just kidding, being nice
(AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!)
yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do?
if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese
one more holla for a dollar
this my crew in this drive thru
one more thing, give it to me cause baby
WE HUNGRY.
Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap.
Hope you enjoy.
Auteur : WahtayProductions
Tags:brandon epling brian lugo ryan deberry boca high wahtay productions taco bell rap mcdonalds
| | The Woody show "Aries Spears" rap Live105.com - 135 sec
Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace
Auteur : Livemorningshow
Tags:Woody Tony Ravey Live 105 radio morning show Aries Spears JayZ whitemenace snoop dog Q101
| | McDonald's: The Rap - 169 sec
The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Auteur : GoRemy
Tags:goremy go remy mcdonald's mcdonalds rap habib big mac coke fast food thomas friedman super size wheeling virginia
| | Dragonball Rap - www.eqp.it - 118 sec
AMV Dragon Ball - www.eqp.it
Music by Porta - Dragon Ball Rap
Video by bombillero
Auteur : bombillero
Tags:Dragon Ball Porta Rap Goku Vegeta Saiyan Goten Yamsha Ten Shin Han Gohan Hildegan Tapion Boujack eqp elquintopino eqp.it
| | Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 - 149 sec
A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Auteur : 259
Tags: star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando
| | Chris Rock about Rap Music - 439 sec
Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship.
Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today.
Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John
Auteur : Alikante
Tags:chris rock never scared comedy comidian stand up rap music hip hop tupac funny sexy babe dance dancing crazy gangsta
| | CC2: Rap - 137 sec
http://charlieissocoollike.net
Yup. You read that right. RAP.
Sleeping provided by:
http://youtube.com/walllofweird
Backing track is royalty free from:
http://freeplaymusic.com
Auteur : charlieissocoollike
Tags: charlieissocoollike challenge charlie rap
| | "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video - Mac vs PC - 254 sec
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441
Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc"
Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by O'Clock.
Check out http://www.macorpc.org
and http://myspace.com/macorpc
Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com
NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!!
LYRICS:
I'm a right-clicka
I'm an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC!
USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I've only been around since '84
But my ease of use has done so much more
From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
So clickable, design is lickable
My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
Then I swap it with generic
cause the port is hot
If you see life through an LCD
Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?
Take a look at Vista
enjoy the view
I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast
turn the arrow on and lick the glass
Tiger's fast as hell
But Leopard's got the boom
Time machine is mad mean
you're absurd - what's a zune?
Middle name: innovate
All features integrate
Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences!
Nonsenses - I'm networking
You're not working
Stop staring at your built-in webcam
YouTube surfing
Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best
He is the best with his videos
And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro
Mac, PC, and Me, At Last
When I run IT'S A iPOD!
Talk IT'S AN iPHONE!
Stuff I gotta have no matter what
It's an iLOAN!
I want an Intel, plus CS3,
but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed
Listenin to Steve
Uh! Compatibility
Everybody fits with me
All the applications wanna get with my virility
At any time
Yo, it might go off
And you can ride it
Til it's Micro-Soft
Huh! Pay attention
I got a new invention
Steal your next idea
At the MacWorld Convention
But guess what
You'll always be behind
Cuz Mac is a state of mind
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Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac.
Auteur : pantlessknights
Tags: mac or pc vs spoof parody apple microsoft os commercial music video rap song computers vista leopard iphone zune wwdc
| | Rap Battle/ Fight!!!!!!!! - 271 sec
This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!!
Auteur : dchottie
Tags:battling rap hip hop nyc music dc funny jayz smack dvd nas young jeezy ti
| | JOHN CENA RAP BATTLES A FAN - 172 sec
John Cena rap battles a fan
Auteur : jetaylor91
Tags:wwe john cena dx hhh tna raw smackdown ecw
| | A-R-A-B: The Rap - 176 sec
There's no business like goat business.
Here's another video, this one to the tune of a popular rap song. I hope you enjoy it. If so, feel free to subscribe.
Auteur : GoRemy
Tags:middle east eastern arab a-r-a-b rap go remy habib 50 cent pimp wheeling virginia goremy country parody
| | I'M PERSIAN RAP!! - 237 sec
-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE-
Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D
THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO!
http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24
Some FAQ:
1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them.
2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition.
3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it.
4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!!
5. lolz
6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah...
7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!!
8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions.
9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST!
Download the MP3 here:
http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak
Lyrics:
(Hook)
IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth?
you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out!
I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin!
I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden!
I don't have a favorite food,
but if there's rice, then I am good!
Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted,
Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it!
(Chorus)
IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border!
I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter!
I always live my life with deception and lies!
If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised!
IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb!
Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001)
If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!"
Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT!
IM PERSIAN!
(Verse)
Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race?
Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil,
but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil.
I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb,
and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D
Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies,
All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy!
Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A,
But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :(
I really need a nose job, and that'll show them,
If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them!
I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it,
I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it!
I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby,
But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady!
There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back,
I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act,
If only people would stand a day inside my shoes,
They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news.
We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them,
The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them.
Like toys and presents and clothes and cars,
I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar.
(Chorus)
(Hook X2)
(Chorus)
Auteur : ArshaAsteraki
Tags: im persian rap arsha asteraki music video hilarious iphone
| | Smosh - Transformers Rap - 208 sec
Anthony and Ian express their love for Transformers.
BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras
POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters
Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com
http://smosh.com
http://myspace.com/smosh
Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound
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LYRICS:
I'll tell you bout one day when I was young
I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on
Something 'bout robots that destroy each other
It made me want to go blow up my mother
Oo, Anthony is not alone
It made me want to go blow up my home
Eventually I did, but that ain't the point
I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme
And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about
We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around
If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right
'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight
Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap
They told us that this script was full of nonsense
I bet you thought I was gonna say crap
because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that
Transformers will -- punch you in the face
Transformers won't -- do the Macerena
Transformers -- always say no to drugs
Transformers
They don't even need to use a glock
They can take you down with their electric shock
Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock
But not as much as a slap from my hand
Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime?
Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime
If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter
He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn)
Optimus knows how to use his hose
He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes
Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose
Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads
Ooh, you like that, we switched it up
Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt
And Thunderblast is a slut
What?... she is...
Transformers will -- find a cure for death
Transformers won't -- do your algebra
Transformers -- are against terrorism
Transformers
The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots
Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot
They got moves like you ain't ever got
No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine
They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane
Moves so whack that you can't explain
Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain
Moves that Decepticons could never attain
You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game
Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame
You fight to contain the shame you've obtained
Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim
Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say
Transformers -- hit the club like every day
Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction
They explode in your face like a chain reaction
Transformers will -- run for president
Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween
Transformers -- hardcore since '84
Auteur : smosh
Tags: smosh anthony padilla ian hecox transformer song optimus prime megatron music video
| | Warcraft: The Rap - 147 sec
This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result.
Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at:
www.goremy.com
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
Auteur : GoRemy
Tags:goremy go remy warcraft world of habib rap wheeling virginia
| | Dragon Ball Rap Completo - By Nepty - 118 sec
El Dragon Ball Rap del Porta completo, y realizado integramente por mi.
Busca mis otros videos por "Nepty"
ESPERO QUE TE GUSTE!!!
NO TE OLVIDES DE VOTARME
Auteur : Nepty20
Tags:AMV dragon ball rap completo bola de drac nepty matrix sailor moon fushighi yugi trunks goku vegeta bulma porta
| | Hummus: The Rap - 120 sec
An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer!
Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced:
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
Dip it to my thumb-us.
It's the best, beats the rest
When you seem to need a
paste with some taste
to put on your pita
Hit me, hit me
With a little chick pea
Got a lot of bread
That's the trick, see?
I'm a fast pita eater
got the pedal to the metal
Putting down so much bread
You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel
Now my bread's all gone
Hmm, what's the next pick?
Checkin the pantry
How 'bout some bread sticks?
Bust the tops off the box
Dip it in all the way
Put that stick in my head
Like I'm Phineas Gage
I got my hummus from the supermarket
Don't be a weenie
If you want real hummus in your stomach
Then you need some tahini
Is this hummus cooked?
You ain't gotta boil it, yo
You just need more peas
than a toilet bowl
You've been sitting there for hours eating?
Maybe brah...
It's like the toilet's eating hummus
Through a crazy straw!
Remy Remz in a Benz
Cruisin' on a Sunday
When'd you rent a Benz, Remz?
I thought you rock a Hyundai
Driving up to Detroit
Now that summer's here
Rock City?
Nah man, I call it Hummusville!
What, you on vacation?
Sounds like a nice world
Man, I'm working harder
than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl
Dearborn's the place
where the hummus flows
I thought they liked coneys, man
I saw it in the Post
I love dipping in the hummus, man
I beg your pardon?
I'm eating more paste
than I did in kindergarten
Options pouring out on Warren
lots of food I see
Got cuisine on from Shatila
down to New Yasmeen
I done came for the food
I'm a hummus-eating menace
Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough
Aren't you a dentist?
Clap your hands really fast
If you think hummus is the best
Now shake sh-shake shake your pita
If you hit the hummus with paprika
Saddam, Iran, Osama,
Baby bomber drama, little peace:
it's on your TV, but believe me
There is good in Middle East, it's...
Hummus. I'm eating hummus.
With Thomas Jefferson-us.
Auteur : GoRemy
Tags: goremy go remy habib arab hummus rap detroit dearborn michigan virginia
| | bigmac drive thru rap - 153 sec
This vid is soo nice XD - LYRICS :
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this hizzle
For rizzle my mizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the fries.
Auteur : hookahboy
Tags: big mac rap mcdonalds drive thru
| | The Kings of Youtube - Youtube Rap Video - 391 sec
The Kings of Youtube(TubeDeeDo) Rap!
From chicks in bikinis to anime characters, this video has it all!
You can now purchase the mp3 on Itunes;
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?i=276613839&id=276613740&s=143441
(I recommend watching this in High Quality for the best picture and sound)
From the creators of The Kings of Myspace comes the best youtube rap you and your grandma will ever hear!
Directed, Edited, Produced and Special Effects by Pedro D. Flores
Tubedeedo Rap written by Tim Chantarangsu
Music Produced & Composed by
Mysto and Pizzi
http://www.youtube.com/mystoandpizzi
Check out the making of the music;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGk-cMJW5rA
Starring:
Eric Ochoa
http://www.youtube.com/SUPEReeeGO
Tim Chantarangsu
http://www.youtube.com/TimothyDeLaGhetto2
Pedro D. Flores
http://www.youtube.com/PeeDeeFlo
Screenplay by:
Pedro D. Flores
Special Guest;
Milo Ventimiglia
Pathology is a real movie and It is coming out in theaters April 18th!
http://www.enterpathologylab.com/
Storyboard Director
Doug Urquilla
http://www.myspace.com/flickeringlightbulb
CGI Characters by:
Brian Myers
http://www.mediagreens.com
"All Of My Idols are Dead"
(End Credits Song)
Written and Performed by Killola
http://www.Killola.com
Film made entirely on Adobe Creative Suite CS3 and shot on Canon Xl2's.
Extended Version coming soon!
Auteur : PeeDeeFlo
Tags: kings of youtube tubedeedo peedeeflo pdflo timothydelaghetto mysto and pizzi milo ventimiglia pathology
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