| Girls practicing French kissing - 73 sec
Two girls share a passionate kiss...
Auteur : ShirtHitsTheFann
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| Britain's Got Talent - Kay Lacey & Harvey French - 285 sec
Britain's Got Talent
Kay Lacey & Harvey French
Retired nurse, 55 & Church organist, 71
taken from the official site: http://talent.itv.com/stories/viewStory/16476054
Show 4 (Saturday, 3 May 2008 at 8:05) - 8.5 million
Britain's Got Talent is a British television show on ITV (also on TV3 in Ireland). Presented by Ant & Dec, the talent show premiered on 9 June 2007, and was broadcast daily with a live final on 17 June 2007. It is a search for Britain's next best amateur talent act, featuring singers, dancers, comedians, variety acts, and other talents of all ages. Anyone who believed they have talent was encouraged to audition. The winner of the show received £100,000 and performed at the Royal Variety Performance in front of the Queen and members of the Royal Family at the Empire Theatre in Liverpool.
As Britain's Got Talent returns for its second series, hosts Ant & Dec and judges Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden and Piers Morgan once again begin their search for Britain's most talented performer. The second series began on a primetime slot at 19:45 on 12 April and for the remainder of the auditions will continue in this Saturday night slot. Once the semi-finals begin they will be shown daily, like in series one, over one week 26 May - 30 May with the live final on Saturday 31 May.
Format
The series made its début soon after the conclusion of its U.S. counterpart, America's Got Talent, and is the creation of The X Factor and Pop Idol/American Idol mastermind Simon Cowell who has created a Got Talent series across the globe. On 12 February 2007 it was announced by ITV the judges would be Cowell, Piers Morgan (who had also judged America's Got Talent), and Amanda Holden (a late replacement for Cheryl Cole[1]). In a similar fashion to The X Factor, the show has an ITV2 counterpart called Britain's Got More Talent, presented by magician and former CITV presenter, Stephen Mulhern.
The show was originally planned to air much earlier (before America's Got Talent) and be presented by Paul O'Grady. However, after O'Grady's defection to Channel 4 from ITV for The Paul O'Grady Show, O'Grady refused to appear in another ITV show, so the series was put on hold after just one rehearsal show.[2][3]
The audition process is similar to The Gong Show but with the judges pressing buzzers instead of banging a gong. The buzzers can only be pressed once if the judge has seen enough, and when all three are pressed the act must stop. The auditions also include the added twist of having to perform in front of a studio audience alongside the judges. Once the act finishes or is stopped, judges express their opinions and decide whether they would like to see them in the semi-finals, with acts needing to receive a majority vote to go through. The audience is invited to express their views (often boos or cheers) which may have a positive or negative impact on a judge's decision, should the judge be unsure on whether to put the act through.
taken from wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain's_Got_Talent
Official site: http://talent.itv.com/
Auteur : alexlmlo
Tags: Britain's got talent britain audition celebrity variety show
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| Europe is a country and everyone speaks french here - 198 sec
She thinks Europe is a country and french is the official language here.
Budapest? Hungary? She's never heard of these.
I wonder what she thinks about the whereabout of Germany, Italy, Spain, Luxemburg, Holland, Poland, Croatia, Bulgaria etc.
The peak of american education. She propably wouldn't be able to pass the 3rd grade here.
Moreover: there's an extra voice in the word Hun-ga-ry (hung'guh ree) contrary to hun-gry (hung'gree).
Learn that!
Auteur : makulature
Tags: very american stupid funny ignorant blonde bitch idol kellie pickler prickler dumbass smarter than 5th grader
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| friends-joey speaking french - 272 sec
all the funny bits of joey trying to speak french
Auteur : kingofkings500
Tags:friends tv show
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| Eddie Izzard - Learning French - 390 sec
Clip from Dress to Kill
Auteur : melinda923
Tags: Eddie Izzard
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| Proof: 58% of French people are dumb! - 218 sec
This is a contest for the best funny or serious explanation:
WHY did he give that answer?
If you write one of the best 5 explanations,
you win a priZe! :)
Subscribe to be notified! :-)
p.s. Of course there is no "priCe" to win.
But its interesting to see, how many will spot this? ;-)
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Here is one of the best explanations so far (by NavyFalcon):
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Why do you think 58% of the French polled aren't able to find what rotates around the Earth?
Miss South Carolina: "I personally believe that France's French people are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in France don't have maps of the solar system and I believe that their education like such as Uranus and uh, the Jupiter everywhere like such as..."
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An other explanation (by aXsarcasticXgirlll):
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I personally believe that people in places such as the moon and the sun have no way of contacting the French people. And so why would the French people know how planets move in regards to the earth if no one from other planets had ever TOLD them about it. And people in Iraq and South Africa also have no way of telling us which way their planets move either! We should help Iraqians, Jupiterians, and even West Africans to improve all of their educations! Is it swimsuit time yet?
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Here is an other great explanation (by jimmers205):
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I personally believe that 58% of French people are dumb, uh, because they are unable to, er, see things properly like the solar system, because uh they have recieved blindness, due to the er AIDS in Asia and Africa which um, makes them go blind and satellites in France are uh not as advanced as here in the US America and therefore they are uh, unable to see things in space like the sun and the moon and Sputnik because of that as a result of.
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explanation by cboybitch:
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because the french are busy perfecting fries, toast, bread, and vanilla! who cares what rotates around the world, people are hungry and want french food!!!
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explanation by jojolemariole:
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french people aren't dumb, they're are thrifty. TF1 (channel) think : why give 1'000'000 euro to an normal french whereas we can give 1'500 to the dumberer french?
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explanation by smokingun4073:
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why you say? because i am french, im pissed and the world is always spinning ro me my freind, the wine oh the wine!
i fall on the floor in the morning the sun be on one side. the room starts spinning next thing i know i wake up and its on the other side oh my head oh the wine that glorios wine
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© 2007 dookdawg214 - Approved TF1 (France) transmission.
Original English adaptation and subtitled version by YouTube user dookdawg214, first posted on his previous account, poopyheadpoophead, in April 2007.
Auteur : AllAmazingFACTS
Tags:USA 2007 South Carolina answers question smart dumb blond French people
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| The Travel Linguist - French 101 - 304 sec
Learn 10 French survival words compliments of The Travel Linguist. For a full list of instructional language DVDs, phrasebooks, audio CDs and downloads, visit www.travellinguist.com
Auteur : travellinguist
Tags:french learn language 101 travel
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| French Stewardess Striptease for Pilot (Full Version) - 89 sec
See more videos like this at:
http://www.RipeVideos.com
Auteur : wackbagger2
Tags: plane pilot strip striptease cockpit airline stewardess crazy insaine sex boobs bra tits panties nude breasts
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| French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 354 sec
The two scenes of hilarious french insults.
Auteur : BeethovenLives
Tags:French Taunting Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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| Kent "Toast" French, The World's Fastest Clapper - 108 sec
Kent(Toast), holds the record for 'Most claps in a minute' 721. Finally, a video of it happening.
Auteur : frenchclapper
Tags:world's fastest clapper kent french toast clapping clap
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| Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - 199 sec
"Can't Speak French" official video. third single from the album "Tangled Up".
Auteur : nepul87
Tags: girls aloud girlsaloud can't speak french tangled up girlband popstars nadine cheryl nicola sarah kimberley
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| French president Nicolas Sarkozy drunk at G8 - 47 sec
Obviously drunk. This video was recorded during a press conference held by recently elected french president Nicolas Sarkozy during the G8 summit on june 2007. This is the translation of the video from the french:
reporter: I would like to show you the beginning of the press conference held by french president Nicolas Sarkozy at the end of the summit. He just had lunch with the russian president Vladimir Putin and it seems that he had more to drink than water.
Sarkozy: Ladies ad Gentlemen, I apologize for my lateness, dued to the length (smiles) of the dialogue I just had with Mr Putin (smiles again)(pause). How do you want to procced, do I answer your questions? So have you got any question? (smiles). Go ahead. Yes, yes. Well, um.
French tv did not release this video (this recording comes from a Belgian tv show). Sarkozy said many times during the campaign drinking goes "against (his) lifestyle" and that he never drinks alcohol.
The official explanation on Sarkozy's behaviour is that he was late, had to run to the conferencea and was then breathless. Some people think it is a funny explanation since he is also famous in France for being a good runner.
Thanks a lot for your hilarious comments. Please no insult whatever your opinions are.
Auteur : remycomte
Tags:french president nicolas sarkozy drunk tipsy summit g8 putin vodka funny
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| Speed Painting with Ketchup and French Fries - 237 sec
What do you do with fresh McDonald's French Fries and 10 packets of Ketchup? You paint with them of course. 50 min speed painting plays in 4 mins. Ketchup as paint and french fries as a paint brush.
I had to remove the original song because of copyright infringement. Unfortunately the YouTube AudioSwap beta also reduced the quality of the video. When I get a chance I will upload a new higher quality video. I am also in the process of having some limited edition posters and artist prints made. I will be selling these prints on ebay to raise money for the CARE World Hunger Campaign.
Please check out my other videos where I draw with more traditional mediums. Coming in April I am starting a series of instructional videos on how to draw portraits. I am also holding a contest on YouTube soon to win your own portrait. So subscribe to my channel to keep updated.
Now to answer some questions..
The painting Measures 14x11 inches on foamcore surface. It is not permanent the video is the art.
I do custom portraits in a variety of mediums. You can find some info at http://www.EclecticAsylum.com
Auteur : EclecticAsylumArt
Tags: speed painting ketchup catsup french fries drawing timelapse eclecticasylum supersize me mcdonalds mcdonald mickey lost
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| Emilie Simon - Desert (french) - 183 sec
A beautiful MTV of Emilie Simon
Auteur : Tsubasa
Tags:Emilie Simon desert french music
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| Hakuna Matata [French] - 229 sec
alright that's ALL of it. Enjoy! (hoorah! back to making AMVS!!!)
Auteur : bwkitty12
Tags:Hakuna matata french the lion king
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| BABYSHAMBLES - French Dog Blues - 210 sec
Le nouveau clip de Babyshambles
extrait de l'album "shotter's nation"
http://www.shottersnation.com/blog/
Directed by David Mullett (MULLETT.TV)
Featuring illustration by Neal Fox and LE GUN's Shop of Curiosities (legun.co.uk)
Auteur : delabel
Tags: french dog blues shotter's nation babyshambles clip video delabel
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| Girls Aloud - Can't Speak French - 207 sec
The new single from Girls Aloud
Auteur : polydor
Tags: Pop Girls Aloud Cant Speak French Polydor
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| Roxorloops show part 1/2 french beatbox championship 2006 - 501 sec
French Beatbox Championship 2006
13-14 october 2006
Angers FRANCE
Auteur : fmbeat
Tags:roxorloops contest beatbox french championship francais
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| Akcent - French Kiss - 240 sec
Akcent - French Kiss
Auteur : susanu18
Tags:muzica pop dance romania portugalia olanda
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| gel french nails - 477 sec
this guy is wicked. i did not learn this in my vtct course! shame! but he shows you to create a perfect french manicure with gel.
Auteur : topgal
Tags:french manicure gel nails
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