| Constipated Weird Al - 254 sec Weird Al's Song Constipated from Complicated Auteur : Renham07 Tags:Weird Al  | | Constipated - 166 sec Video made to Weird Al's constipated song. V. amateur, never made a video before. Basically made on paint. Auteur : Seka00 Tags:funny Constipated Weird Al Yonkovich Yankovich Cartoon Hilarious Entertainment  | | Constipated(Complicated)WeirdAl, G-mod - 217 sec Some unfortunate guy gets constipated, kisses his cousin, and accidentaly decapitates himself all in one song. video made with G-mod Auteur : xenowarriorre Tags:constipated complicated weird al yankovic xenowarrior xeno warrior g-mod garry's mod yankovich decapitated MN half-life  | | Constipated - 231 sec video from friend Auteur : sirnarekg Tags:constipated complicated song world of warcraft  | | Weird Al "Constipated" - 268 sec the third and last installation of this video series for 2007, more will come, but next year, in the meantime enjoy, I also added a little funny feature towards the end of this video, enjoy =) (REMEMBER FOLKS, I WORKED HARD ON THESE VIDEOS SO DON'T BASH THEM) Auteur : SystemShocker540 Tags:funny music video Weird Al Constipated  | | I'M CONSTIPATED!!! - 106 sec www.myspace.com/johnnyboyxo Auteur : johnnyboyxo Tags: johnnyboy johnnyboyxo johnny boy constipation constipated  | | Weird Al - Constipated ( Avril Lavigne paraody ) - 220 sec I DO NOT OWN THIS, IT IS PROPERTY OF WEIRD AL YANKOVICH.
Lyrics:
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste,
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese round the clock,
It's gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for irregularity.
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Cos' right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissing her so tenderly,
But woe is me.
Who would have guessed, her family crest.
I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.
(no no no)
Ooh, I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.
Tell me.
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
I can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no. Auteur : L2Kenny Tags: Weird Al Constipated  | | Prank Call 34 - Walgreens (I'm Constipated) - 256 sec ENEMA! Walgreens First Choice.
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I Apologize For The "N" Word. It's Just Being Used In A Prank, Not In A Racist Manner. So Yeah, Sorry. Auteur : JTHOFSP Tags: jth prank call 34 jthofsp crank calls caller ad xofsp adofsp synthetic prophecy syntheticprophecy synthasylum synth asylum funny hilarious best  | | I'M CONSTIPATED. - 250 sec haha or i look like i am in the video still.
ok on a slightly more serious note...
i was practicing for debate [retribution (prisons) vs. rehabilitation (counseling and stuff) and the viewpoint of rehab is a little bit askewed in my favor [i was arguing for rehab] BUT i still think people should be aware of this.
i keep referring back to rape and stuff, this is where i got it from:
I've been sentenced for a D.U.I. offense. My 3rd one. When I first came to prison, I had no idea what to expect. Certainly none of this. I'm a tall white male, who unfortunately has a small amount of feminine characteristics. And very shy. These characteristics have got me raped so many times I have no more feelings physically. I have been raped by up to 5 black men and two white men at a time. I've had knifes at my head and throat. I had fought and been beat so hard that I didn't ever think I'd see straight again. One time when I refused to enter a cell, I was brutally attacked by staff and taken to segragation though I had only wanted to prevent the same and worse by not locking up with my cell mate. There is no supervision after lockdown. I was given a conduct report. I explained to the hearing officer what the issue was. He told me that off the record, He suggests I find a man I would/could willingly have sex with to prevent these things from happening. I've requested protective custody only to be denied. It is not available here. He also said there was no where to run to, and it would be best for me to accept things . . . . I probably have AIDS now. I have great difficulty raising food to my mouth from shaking after nightmares or thinking to hard on all this. . . . I've laid down without physical fight to be sodomized. To prevent so much damage in struggles, ripping and tearing. Though in not fighting, it caused my heart and spirit to be raped as well. Something I don't know if I'll ever forgive myself for.
— A.H., Indiana, 8/30/96
[human rights organization]
^ explain how that is not messed up?
and a correction: almost 70% of prisoners return to prison three years after they're released
i am extremely smarticle 2008 presidential race hey obama and clinton do something about our prisons rehabilitation works dumb ass asian chick i have a speech impediment i stutter like crazy and look really stupid in video stills school nerd the great debators rape is bad DUI bloopers are funny purple glove sheets my room is getting attacked by a purple monster! Auteur : pimpincheerio Tags: pimpincheerio itsannafool anna kim christine trisha debate smartness poem  | | Alvin & the Chipmunks - Constipated - 221 sec READ DESCRIPTION:
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Weird al - Constipated, Lyrics:---
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.
Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin' all alone,
You said, "take the pizza home.
No sense lettin' all this go to waste
So then I faced
Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the clock,
Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for irregularity.
Tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.
Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would've dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.
(no no)x11
(oooh)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I'd unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide...
Said not to stand, but that's a demand,
That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It's such a drag now.
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore,
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now.
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no. Auteur : tricksta28 Tags: Alvin Chipmunks Weird Al Constipated  | | CONSTIPATED, PJ GALLAGHER - 90 sec Constipated, PJ Gallagher, Vicar Street Auteur : lisaperdi Tags:PJ Gallagher Vicar Street 30th December 2006  | | constipated wierd al parody - 148 sec Weird Al's parody of Avril Lavigne's complicated song using paint to draw the pictures Auteur : fishbaitm Tags:weird al parody constipated poop strain Avril Lavigne cheese extra large music video funny Decapitated  | | Cartoon Music Video - Constipated - 253 sec Woohoo! Another CMV by me! This is so cool (i think lol). It took me quite a while to make this but oh well.
Song is: Constipated (also known as "A Complicated Song).
By Weird Al Yankovic (this song is a parody of the song: Complicated by Avril Lavigne).
The credits here are a little different but more "informational" lol.
Hope you enjoy! Auteur : WolfbaneIII Tags: cartoon music video constipated  | | Weird Al - Constipated - 83 sec heheheeh Auteur : xrunawayxx Tags:weirdal  | | Pizza! (weird al yankovich-constipated) - 214 sec sad story about pizza Auteur : gothygoth92 Tags:pizza weird al yankovich constipated  | | Weird Al Yankovic "Ebay" / "Constipated" (Live Performance!) - 153 sec Live performance of Weird Al Yankovic "Constipated" and "Ebay".
-Lyrics-(Constipated)
I was feelin' pretty down,
'Til my girlfriend came around.
We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin' her so tenderly,
But woe is me.
Who would've guessed, her family crest.
I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.
Tell me.
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would o' dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.
-Lyrics- (Ebay)
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay Auteur : WeLaugh2Live Tags:weird al yankovic ebay constipated parody live music concert performance video funny  | | constipated duck***{}{{{{}}}}}}} - 165 sec jeff beck
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