| Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 8 - 1127 sec
by Cross-Cutt Productions.
After finding the entrance to Oblivion temple and engaging in an outrageous battle with its monstrous guardian, our heroes find themselves confronted by a mysterious red-robed figure that effortlessly stops the boulderous fist of the giant, Sagat. Who is this seemingly wise one that knows about Chuck Norris's kick? Is this the wise Ancient everone's talking about? Is he gonna start attacking? Find out in this exciting episode of... Drag...er..Chuck Norris in Oblivion!
Auteur : machinima
Tags: Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode Cross-Cutt Productions morrowind machinima animation games series comedy funny
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| Chuck NBC Full Promo - 119 sec
Chuck is owned by NBC no copyright infringement intended
Auteur : latincandy78
Tags: Zachary Levi Yvonne Strahovski Strzechowski Strahovsky NBC Chuck Bartowski Sarah Walker Chuck/Sarah Pilot Promo Secret
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| Mike Huckabee Ad: "Chuck Norris Approved" - 60 sec
Mike Huckabee and Chuck Norris review facts about Governor Huckabee.
Auteur : Veracifier
Tags: Mike Huckabee Chuck Norris 2008 presidential race republican nomination
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| Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris - 98 sec
We've really been struggling to find something that could challenge the Total Blender's blending capabilities. What could we blend that's stronger than anything we've ever blended? Then it hit us like a roundhouse kick to the face...Chuck Norris!
Auteur : Blendtec
Tags:will it blend chuck norris blendtec
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| Chuck Norris' Top 10 + Facts Summary www.HowToBeFunny.info - 140 sec
watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9yUeeKYPE
Try this:
"- Write 'find Chuck Norris' on Google
- Click on 'I'm feeling lucky'"
posted by: vinagretes
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These are the ones that keep repeating in the comments -- in case someone wants to post originals:
"Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas."
"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!"
"When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves"
"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land."
"chuck norris doesn't need a watch he just decides what time it is"
"Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information."
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
"When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands."
"Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse."
"There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity ... Twice"
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents."
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women."
"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them."
"chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris."
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And these are a few of the best new ones IMO -- with the name of the poster:
"Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of Clubs, a 5 of Hearts, and a Green #4 card from Uno.
Chuck Norris leaves messages BEFORE the beep." 2Fast4U0921
"Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it." pederabito
"when you search chuck norris on google and spell his name wrong, it doesn't say 'did you mean chuck norris', it says 'run while you have the chance.'" seel5
"geico saved 15% by switching to chuck norris" 08chize08
"Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds." connortimoti
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy." solitaryman098
"Chuck norris died 2 years ago but death fears to say it to him" janek585
"chuck norris's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd....because nobody fools chuck Norris" s0nicb00m83
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo" paulwallrivera
"Chuck Norris can beat rock with scissors." jusmart
"Chuck Norris has caught all Pokémon!"
unknownsoldier37
"chuck norris can get a woman pregnant over phone sex"
"Chuck Norris once broke into a convent and had sex with all the nuns. 9 month later, they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history." schroemw
Auteur : Bart11
Tags: chuck norris texas walker ranger top 10 facts best damn sports show ever fox tv
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| Chuck vs Hellboy II - 21 sec
Promo for the upcoming film "Hellboy II" featuring Zachary Levi of NBC's "Chuck."
Auteur : shaggy223
Tags: Hellboy Chuck Zachary Levi NBC Ron Perlman Trailer TV video gam lunch box cat
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| Chuck norris facts - 193 sec
Chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts
Auteur : mikedaly81
Tags:chuck norris facts
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| bruce lee x chuck norris - 355 sec
mestre
Auteur : jecimar
Tags:mestre
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| Chuck Berry - 196 sec
B&W Tv apperance.
Auteur : miramax911
Tags:Chuck Berry
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| Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode live - 300 sec
live @ roxy.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637978825
Auteur : Helminen1
Tags:Chuck Berry rock and roll Johnny B. Goode
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| Chuck Berry - You Never Can Tell - 137 sec
from Pulp Fiction
Auteur : teouolo
Tags:uma thurman john travolta chuck berry you never can tell pulp fiction dancing
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| uncle chuck - 146 sec
Uncle chuck had his eye removed.
Auteur : noahglass
Tags:strange intense odd freaky disturbing
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| Chuck Schuldiner - 708 sec
The Philosopher of the Death Metal!
SONGS:
UNEARTHLY - HINO DE DEVOÇÃO AOS DEUSES DA GUERRA (BRAZILIAN BLACK METAL - http://unearthly.com.br/ )
PAIN OF SALVATION - Pluvius Aestivus
Death - Voice of the Soul
May 13 1967 - December 13 2001
Missing You, Always... Loving you, Forever... Forgetting You, Never...
Auteur : targescobar
Tags: Chuck Schuldiner Death Unearthly horde
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| Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon - 576 sec
Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon
Auteur : MuziqCafe
Tags:Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome Way of the dragon
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| chuck norris witze - 367 sec
chuck norris witze gesprochen
Auteur : noobpro123
Tags:chuck norris witze
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| chuck mangione - feels so good - 259 sec
just chuck at live...
Auteur : vidalsh
Tags:chuck mangione live
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| Living Legends - Snoop Dogg and Chuck D - 96 sec
Living Legends is proud to introduce Chuck D of Public Enemy and Snoop Dogg as our next Living Legends! So, at long last, it's time to "Bring the Noise" AND "Drop It Like It's Hot" -- all in the same spot by uploading your question(s) for Chuck and Snoop!
Auteur : livinglegend
Tags: Snoop Dogg Chuck rap hip-hop Living Legends Public Enemy west coast east
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| Chuck Norris Drills Congress - 94 sec
http://www.americansolutions.com/drillnow
Chuck Norris is fed up with soaring gas prices. He wants to Drill Here, and Drill Now.
Auteur : AmericanSolutions
Tags: chuck norris celebrity american solutions gas prices drill here now pay less
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| Grandma LOVES Chuck Norris: goes INSANE - 535 sec
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TANIA'S PICS OMG
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I Power:
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Athene movie:
http://www.wrathofthe1337king.com
Auteur : AtheneWins
Tags: ipower athene tania funny paladin world warcraft chiren ian dean furious
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| Chuck E. Cheese Walkabout Character Guide - 651 sec
Costume character training video pre-1990.
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Auteur : cec0011
Tags: chuck e. cheese cheese's cec ptt chucky pizza time theatre showbiz chucke showbizpizza.com performing arts
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