| da pump- chrismas night - 262 sec
da pump
christmas night mv
issa ken yukinari
Auteur : yiwei1511
Tags: da pump dapump christmas night issa ken yukinari
 | | Stan (Chrismas Parody) - 297 sec
(A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
And there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
And I'm so mad, I'm so mad.)
Chorus
A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
and there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
and I'm so mad, I'm so mad.
Dear Santa,
I wrote but you ain't' brought me nuthin',
I sent you a whole gift list,
But I still hadn't got none.
I sent to letters back in autumn,
You must not have got em'.
There probably was a problem with the elf's up there or sumthin'.
Maybe them midgets didn't know that Christmas was coming.
But anyway, fuck it,
What's been up man how's your reindeer?
I put cookies on the roof for them to eat when they get here.
You missed my house this time,
That's OK, maybe next year.
Wake my ass up then and we'll have a light beer.
On my list was some things that I want you to bring me.
When you get a chance, please drop em' all down my chimney.
What I asked you for was playstation from Sony,
And Play-dough, and Lego's, and skates and a pony.
That's all I want, and this year I been good.
So please, fill up that sack and swing by my hood,
If you could, Truly yours, you're biggest fan,
This is Stan.
Chorus
Dear Santa,
I can't believe that you forgot me again.
Ain't shit sittin' underneath the tree in my den.
You didn't bring Play-dough or Lego's or Sony.
How am I supposed to get to school with no skates or a pony?
I saw you at the mall, singin' about with your choir,
When my friend called you fake, yo I called him a liar.
Now I'd like to grab your neck and set your beard on fire.
You know that song about the grandma who got run over, by the reindeer,
Who came down and landed right on her.
She got crushed on Christmas eve, now me and grandpa we believe.
That's kind' like this is, you coulda' made me believe too.
Now its too late, I'm about to convert to a Jew.
And all I wanted was a lousy gift under the tree.
But now I'm fucked up, cuz' you forgot me.
I love you Santa, we coulda' been together, think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, (Stanley) Mom I'll be down in a minute.
I hope you dream about elf's kicking you in the nuts,
And Frosty the snowman icing you up the but.
(Stanley!) Ok ma'. Santa I'll explain this real simple.
I'm going to see the rabbi, he's waitin' down at the temple.
Even circumcision can't be much worse that what I been through.
So next year at this time, send a filter fish.
Happy Hanukah Saint Dick,
Cuz' Stan's turning Jewish.
Chorus
Ho ho ho, Dear Stan,
I meant to write you sooner, but this year I been busy.
Santa Claus feel real bad he didn't come down your chimney.
Dangit all too, cuz you ain't been naughty, you been nice.
Guess Santa Claus checked his list once, but forgot to do twice.
Oh well, that's the way things go at the North Pole.
Sometimes hard to remember, Santa Claus gettin' old.
But what's this here about you becomin a Jew?
And cuttin' on your ding-dong, is that what they do?
Hold up right there, cuz that's sum crazy ass shit.
Santa Claus don't let nobody chop on his dick.
And what the hell you talkin' about us being together?
That type of thing there, that's for men who wear leather.
That's gay talk right there, that's H-O-M-O.
You sendin' this here letter from San Francisco?
(That's good. San Fran-sisco. That could keep me going right there.)
But anyways, oh what the hell, ohh yeah.
Don't be so gay, and about turnin' Jewish,
Call my lawyer say "Orvet".
Hang on in one more year, you got a gift comin'.
Santa Claus gonna' bring you a nice, blonde white woman.
And if Stan ain't to good, she'll look like Kate Hudson.
And that Kate Hudson, put her right up on lap,
And make all kind' sex, on his trouser shorts.(Mmm,Hmm)
Alright then I gotta go whippin' back on elf.
Marry Christmas Stan,
And don't play with yourself. Ho ho ho.
Auteur : Need89HELP
Tags: hip-hop rap Eminem Stan Parody Chrismas Jewish Jew Santa Clause Funny Santy
| | The Chipmunks - Last Chrismas - 103 sec
Dieser Chipmunks Song entstand ebenfalls auf speziellen Wunsch eines
Users unsere Communtiy... :-D
Vorlage hierfür war die Scheibe
"NSYNC-Last Chrismas"-
Falls auch Ihr eine Idee für mich habt, welchen Song die Chipmunks
als nächstes singen sollen, postet es mir, ich werde mich dann
darum kümmern.
Auteur : DJBlueice
Tags: chipmunks alvin asd music crazy xmas weihnachten frohes fest last chrismas wham nsync
| | Virgin radio chrismas panto - 425 sec
Virgin radio chrismas panto -very funny!
David Ten-inch is extremly cute in this one!
staring: Christian O'Connel,Tandie Newton, David Tennant , Brian Blessed, Ben Jones, Russ Williams
Auteur : mizoosh
Tags:Christian O'Connel Tandie Newton David Tennant Brian Blessed Ben Jones Russ Williams dr who
| | CELINE DION - SO THIS IS CHRISMAS - 252 sec
Celine DION - SO THIS ISCHRISTMAS
Realizare:
George GRAMA
R O M A N I A
georgegrama2007@yahoo.com
Auteur : georgegrama2007
Tags: Merry Christmas So This Is Celine Dion
| | hollywood undead-chrismas in hollywood - 241 sec
enjoy...
Funnyman as Santa Claus:
Tha Producer and Charlie Scene:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Funnyman:
Ho-Ho-Ho Merry Christmas!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Charlie Scene and J-dog:
J-J-J-Just a little story
About last Christmas
About some bad kids
Who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and
Then we gave some loving
The weird kind of love
That you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house
With a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with
Some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids
Who deserved some presents
Zacky got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his
Chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies
But we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and
I f**ked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene got
Eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and
All my presents are wrapped
Like, oh my god, is that St Nick?
Kids give me your list,
Like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
B-B-B-But I get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Clause just myspaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a f**k
If your naughty or nice
You might still get a
Rolly and a gang on ice
So write your list and
Never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas
And an Undead new year!
F**k yeah!
Funnyman:
Now watch the language HO-HO-HO
The Server and Da Kurlzz:
Im about to serve it up for
All you boys and girls.
Good kids, bad and
Even Da Kurlzz.
We were chilling at home
And decking the halls.
So I checked my phone
And Santa had called.
He said he'd swing by
At a quarter to twelve.
He said that his jolly ass
Needed some help.
He said Christmas aint
A gang but a way of life.
"If you guide my sleigh,
I'll let you f**k my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh
And it started to jingle,
Funnier than f**k ,you
Can ask Chris Cringle.
So we all took flight
But something was fishy.
He asked for road head
And started to kiss me.
Underneath his suit was
Just a bunch of pillows.
Instead of bags of presents,
He had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard
And it was a monster.
It wasn't St. Nick, it was
A f**king imposter.
When we found out,
He started to pout.
I took my bandana
And I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard
And I f**ked his mouth.
Hi-jacked his sleigh
And headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights
But tonight was the craziest,
Met a lot of Jeff's but
This one was shadiest.
When it comes to cheer
That mother f**kers a grinch.
So if you don't like
Christmas f**k you bitch!
Funnyman:
You kids are in big trouble ho boy!
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under
The mistletoe lets f**k
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel spinning in the hood
So meet me by the
Menorah lets get drunk
Auteur : superragon
Tags: hollywood undead chrismas
| | Last Chrismas Guitar - 353 sec
Last Chrismas Guitar
Auteur : wiserkuo
Tags: Last Chrismas Guitar
| | Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays - 257 sec
[I do not own any of the footage or music used in this video. All rights are reserved to the respected owners. This is not meant to be plagiarizing the owners of the footage and music in any way. This was made for pure enjoyment with no profit.]
Title: Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Subject: Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas
Summary: This was the first video I ever made. It was created for my family to celebrate the joy of the holidays.
Music by: N*Sync
Video Footage From: Walt Disney's "Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas"
Software Used: Windows Movie Maker
In Association with: Princess Kayla Productions
Completed: November 2002
Enjoy!
Auteur : PrinKay
Tags: disney mickey mouse
| | Disneyland Chrismas Fantasy Parade - 1306 sec
A Christmas standard at Disneyland - the Christmas Fantasy Parade. I am the videographer and copyright holder to this video
Auteur : ru42
Tags:Disneyland Chrismas Fantasy Parade Santa Claus Pluto Mickey Mouse RU42 RU42video Anaheim Snow Goofy Max
| | 10.29.08: Merry CHRISmas! - 83 sec
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
Your nipples shine so brightly
The way you dance into the light
It makes your nipples sparkle bright
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
Your nipples shine so brightly
The way you dance into the light
It makes your nipples sparkle bright
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
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VlogRamen is:
Michael Aranda
http://www.youtube.com/michaelaranda
Stefan Chin
http://www.youtube.com/pilocrates
Auteur : vlogramen
Tags: vlogramen michaelaranda pilocrates christopher
| | ben10 chrismas - 104 sec
ben10/HEY SANTA
Auteur : heatarms123
Tags:ben 10 hey santa
| | Mariah Carey - All I want for chrismas is you /Übersetzung - 238 sec
Ich geh Weihnachten in die Disco und ihr?
Auteur : LadyGigimaus
Tags: Mariah Carey All want for chrismas is you Chrismas Song Weihnachtslieder Liebe Treue Sehnsucht Übersetzung deutsch
| | Mr bean (Chrismas) - 243 sec
It is veri funny!!
Auteur : XxCutiedolphinexX
Tags: Funny
| | Ciggypiggy Chrismas Eve 2005 - 286 sec
CHRISTMAS EVE SPECIAL. Clip from Ciggypiggy.com, formerly Eurosmoke. Released Dec. 24, 2005. Great real life smoking scenes
Auteur : rmcdra
Tags:smoking cigarette tobacco woman girl smoke smoker
| | Katja Kassin Merry Chrismas - 400 sec
katja kassin photos , good ass
Auteur : AssDestruction6
Tags: katja kassin photos pics pornstar porn ass anabolic anal private vaginal double freeones sex girl
| | Family Ties - "A Keaton Chrismas Carol" - 580 sec
Family Ties: "A Christmas Story" - Part 3 (FINALE)
Original Airdate: December 15th 1982
When their ski trip is postponed by a snowstorm, the Keatons sit home by the fire, where Steven and Elyse share memories of their children's births.
When a blizzard forces the Keatons to spend Christmas at home, Elyse's gift to Steven - an album filled with fascinating old photos - sparks flashbacks to the birth of their three children.
The Keaton kids are disappointed that the weather has thwarted their weekend on the ski slopes, but the photos soon divert their attention. Former Peace Corps volunteers, Elyse and Steven recall Alex´s birth in Africa. With equal sentiment and humor, they wax nostalgic about Mallory´s delivery by Steven´s childhood friend Dr. "Crazy Larry" Waxman and about the zany misadventures en route to the hospital for ´Jennifer´s premature birth.
Written by Joanne Pagliano
Directed by Will Mackenzie
Guest stars: Peter Jurasik as Max Brown, Charles Levin as Doctor Waxman, Bruce French as Doctor Rogers, Mari Gorman as the nurse, Chris Hebert as Young Alex, and Bridgette Anderson as Young Mallory
...PLUS...
Family Ties -
"A Keaton Chrismas Carol" - Part 1
Original Airdate: December 14th 1983
Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" inspires this episode featuring Alex as the Keaton Scrooge.
A cynical Alex finds the spirit of Christmas in a dream, when he´s shown shocking visions of the past and future by ghosts of Mallory and Jennifer.
While the family enjoys trimming the tree, singing carols and taking pictures, Alex would rather listen to stock reports and finds Christmas "a silly sentimental farce" - except for the commercialism. That evening, when he drifts off to sleep, Jennifer - The Ghost of Christmas Past - takes him back ten years to a scene in the Keaton living room and a time when young Alex loved Christmas. Next, the Ghost of Christmas Future - Mallory - appears and transports Alex 15 years ahead in time. The impoverished Keaton household is a sorry sight, visited by a rich fat cat on his way to Las Vegas - the future Alex.
Written by Rich Reinhart
Directed by Will Mackenzie
Guest star: Chris Hebert as Young Alex and Kaleena Kiff as Young Mallory
Note: Episode Synopsis From Family Ties Site On http://www.sitcomsonline.com/
Auteur : annieQC74
Tags: Family Ties Season Pt.3 Christmas Story Keaton Chrismas Carol Pt.1 Michael J. Fox
| | Bearforce1 "Chrismas is here" song - 208 sec
This is Bearforce1, in the Dutch show 'Jensen'. Hope you all like it as much as I did :P
Auteur : SneakySoft
Tags: Bearforce1 bear force one chrismas jensen comedy song sing SneakySoft
| | Merry Naruto Chrismas - 127 sec
i know i know its a little early but im not going to be able to to many vids around chrismas merry chirsmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Auteur : hinata101125
Tags:chrismas
| | White Chrismas／Silent Night Bing Crosby - 334 sec
ノイズあります。
Auteur : 014878
Tags: Bing Crosby White Chrismas Silent Night ビング・クロスビー ホワイトクリスマス きよしこの夜
| | All I want for chrismas - Måns Zelmerlöw / Agnes Carlsson - 260 sec
The chrismas duett Måns and Agnes All i want for chirsmas. för MQs julkampanj..
Auteur : Frida8899
Tags: Måns Zelmerlöw Mans Zelmerlow Agnes Carlsson Idol 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 MQ julkampanj
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