| John Sparkes on Absolutely - 115 sec
a sublime moment from ABSOLUTELY
forget Little Britain - Tittybangbang and The Fast Show
Absloutely was way ahead of the game and if you want to see it get released offiacially then go on the web site and sign the petition,
a great great show !
well done guys,,,,,,
the photo copying of the food was pure Monty Python !!! (more)
fantastic comedy
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: absolutely john sparkes python absurdity
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| Normal Vincent Peeler - 300 sec
Looking for NORMAN VINCENT PEEL
paul rubinsteiner and tommie glockenspeeil !
improvise with a piece of chronic written piece,,,,
fun .. comedy
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: comedy slapstick
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| John Sparkes - ABSOLUTELY - 57 sec
a sublime moment from ABSOLUTELY
forget Little Britain - Tittybangbang and The Fast Show
Absloutely was way ahead of the game and if you want to see it get released offiacially then go on the web site and sign the petition,
a great great show !
well done guys,,,,,,
the photo copying of the food was pure Monty Python !!!
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: python slaptick channel surreal
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| poisoned my emotions - 300 sec
my tribute to paul westerberg and the replacements
the mats
what a great band
cheers lads !!
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: alternative punk rock unsigned indie rap pop
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| ORIENTAL ORAL - 51 sec
dedicated to dave the omo holmes and his pursuits of the fairer head,,,
a beast of his time
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: alternative blues country unsigned indie jazz rap
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| I left all that shit behind me - 57 sec
about getting out of LONDON after 20 years in the CAPITALIST SCRUM DOWN
thank God !!
Auteur : spadge321
Tags: blues rock unsigned indie alternative folk
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| Eccles / Town Hall pub - tiny and Omo LIVE - 477 sec
live in SALFORD
down town eccles
the town hall pub
performing
stranglers and iggy pop number
completely unrehursed
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:iggy salford stranglers
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| NEITHER DID I - 90 sec
a poem
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:salford poetry blues
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| working class insecurities - 101 sec
a vicious poem
from tom the wilson
a published stanza merchant
words,,,,
Working Class Insecurities
My birds better than your bird
I can't tell you what she doe's to me,
keep your maulers off her - don't you touch her
cos she means the world to me.
My cars better than your car
but just leave them ignition keys alone,
it's the most brutal machine
it runs on vinegar and carnation cream
tell you what,,hang onto the fender and I'll run you home.
My jobs better than your job
cos the boss right, he depends so much on me,
it's a piece of piss - a mere flick of the wrist
it's the cushiest number in mankind's entire history!
My kids are better than your kids
oh look , don't get em going again
I have to bye em anything at all
just to stop em starting wars in the hall
but it's worth every penny of the pain.
My pubs better than your pub
in my local I play pool and darts, I'm dead dead good
the beers cheap fast and strong
and the shaggable landlady is easy
with which to get along
and the regulars all imitate fucking wood!
My hardness is harder than your hard
I can nut dead fast - so fuck off!! don't start!!
just ask him about last week
I put the entire scoreboard end asleep
but I'm still terrified of the dark!
My house is sounder than your fucking house
I mean, the extension on it costs an arm and a leg,
it's got new tiles on the roof
and it's just been re-wired damp proofed
ballocks to what the health and safety said!
My dogs more vicious than your fucker's viciousness
it tore the wall off the garden shed
it eats breeze blocks for breakfast, rag and bone men for lunch
and it even shags my wife in our four poster bed!
My hi-fi stack systems more powerful than your puny stack
if I turned the cunt up full your wig would turn to dust
I play Floyd and Sanatana
while I'm smoking dried bananas
it tends to take a big chunk out your crust.
Oh yeah,, and I can shag better than you as well, so there, so nurrrhhh!
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:poems salford RAP
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| why should i entertain the blues ? - 409 sec
a blues lovely number from the groins of tiny and david omega mind
from the legendary Eccles bungalow jam,,,
walter is in there too but maybe in the kitchen looking for the hob knobs
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:blues knobs salford
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| CIRCUS BOOTS - 411 sec
this is lovely
i will let you see the lyrics soon
from the legendary BUNGALOW JAM
in Eccles,,
me
dave and walter the razor back
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:fassbinder jam salford
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| SUBURBAN LAWNS - JANITOR - 207 sec
here it is
this is a masterpiece and this chick Sue tissue
i think she had the potential to be a kind of female IAN CURTIS
A very very interesting little mamma
i dig this shit
anyone got any more knocking about ?
any cd's maybe ?
now check my vids cos you know i is one hip mother !!
LEAVE ME COMMENTS DUDES,,,,
tiny/salford
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:joy salford janitor
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| salford on a saturday NITE - other - 278 sec
SALFORD
MANCHESTER
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:burroughs - ginsberg
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| salford on a SATURDAY NITE - full - 278 sec
SALFORD , , ,
lyrics for this classic are
Salford on Saturday night
clock that
cop for this
open another
cos I'm phoning Liz
struggling with a semi on
in the best club
got a bite
it was my song all along
cos im in Salford on Saturday night
im in Salford on Saturday night
im in Salford on Saturday night
a oh yeah !
a oh Yeah !
Give em a wide birth
the ole livener shuffle
vomit the playground up
in the back kitchen
locked in a spiritual tussle
dog barks
at the happy shopper moon
cheap underwear
and a priceless tune
im in Salford on Saturday night
im in Salford on Saturday night
in Salford on Saturday night
well alright , i sed arll rite !!
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:SALFORD violence pendleton
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| these are the dogs I've known - other version - 120 sec
this is a good little promo
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:bo diddley fritz
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| Knobbin a lame dame - 350 sec
my homage to that great film
THE HUSTLER
starring PAUL NEWMAN
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:noir / tom WAITS
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| do you know who I am ? - DEMO - 336 sec
this is the full version and i stil cant beieve my own voice on this
i was lying upside down on an arm chair like MORK and my voice just turned into a cross between LEMMY and NODDY HOLDER
wish i could do it all the time
but you wouldnt wanna take a fucking huge armchair on stage every nite
would you ??
LYRICS FOR THIS AWESOME DITTY ARE....
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?
do you know who i am ?
i used to live in a transit van
do you know who i am ?
pushed me kids about in a 2nd hand pram
do you know who i am ?
cos sometimes i tend to forget myself
i come here to see my friends
drink a few cans while I'm making amends --
talk and laff and smoke and coff
in fact they remind me of what I'm capable of
we sit here and fester by the river in the sun
cutting ourselves to ribbons
another rowdy butch of bums
I've had houses beautiful clothes and dreams
now i live like a suicidal mouse
waiting for the epilogue
with these here has beings.....
but do you know who i am
do you know who i was
do you care who i am ?
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:slade / prunes
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| these are the dogs I've Known - demo - 119 sec
a song i wrote when involved in the legendary bungalow jam in eccles
about Dave's two mad dogs,,,they lived in a gap inbetween the cuboards in the kitchen,,, one was good on bass the other was a plasterer,,
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:stranglers / new model army
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| GHOST SEMEN - 160 sec
lovely tune,,,
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:alex harvey // roxy
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| Sidewind's big job - 334 sec
stop feeling sorry for yourself mate !!
lyrics
AGGRESSIVE PARASITE.
he's rolling round the exercise yard
bleeding from the arse !
he's an aggressive little parasite
looking for a crawl on part
borrowed clothes
and dog ends
wanker's cramp and
fuck know's
he's round the bend
part time tramp
he's gone round the bend !
I'm talkin bout that Sidewind !!
now we all know why she went
to get a better lenght
your back's broke you've got no strenght
that's yer Sidewind !
watch a lanky dog shitting
reflect on your lack of a life
how you copped out every way
reformed schools, abuse and spite#
what a shame !
sulking in a storm
dont you still hate your Daddy
fear keeps you warm
your turning into him laddie
a pointless ghost !
Auteur : spadge321
Tags:satire python arse
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