| Klezmer Kitten - 98 sec
kind of you to depress orange button for subscribing. OMG i our the cutest kitten so much to be ever in your life!? very pleaseing to eye, yes? Send you to family and friends this video? i having powers cute beyond scientific understanding. submitting my cuteness with prepare to melt like chocolate forest clause.
please forgiving my english not good i am just a kitten as aforementioned.
babysitterofnalts is my caring taker. please to greet her thank you. she never harm me and she ask to making that clear. she always kind caring taker and feed me often.
http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts
http://www.kevinnalts.com
Auteur : nalts
Tags: klezmer omg kitten cutest cute ever video cat coffee pot photos lol lolcats lolcatz panther pool mailbox raft
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| Horror Hitch Hiker Prank - 227 sec
Spencer, the 14-year-old from "Farting in Public" thinks he's going on another prank trip. But suddenly a stranger appears in the convenience store parking lot. Nalts offers him a ride, and Spencer sits in horror as the passenger's story gets stranger and stranger.
Thanks to YouTube's Ed Bassmaster:
http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster
for playing the hitch hiker. Go subscribe now, and watch his "best of":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8f8iE5cXH0
Thanks for Spencer for not kicking my ass when he found out we were punking him.
Seat belts were green screened out due to resolution pixelation interlacing.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: hitch hiker prank nalts spencer ride philadelphia shank prison guard kid hitchhiker farting public
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| Kit Kittredge Made Me Cry - 62 sec
Kit Kittredge: The American Girl Doll Movie... made me cry.
Kit Kittrege made me cry.
Kitt Kitredge stole my heart.
Kit Kitridge helps hobos.
Kit Kitrege's daddy came home.
Shut up and leave me alone.
I swear I think I saw the magician from this film (Stanley Tucci) right before I videotaped this. In 1992 he was shooting a Grisham film (Pelican Brief) in Georgetown, and I thought he was a crew member. I asked him if anyone famous was in the movie. He mentioned a few names, and then I heard "action" and he jogged off to play the assassin murdering a supreme court judge. Was that you in front the Waldorf yesterday, Stanley?
Auteur : nalts
Tags: kitt kitredge kitkittredge kit kittredge an american girl doll movie review cry kitridge driving nalts
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| Alzheimer's Man Meets YouTubers - 95 sec
Meeting YouTubers sucks. They always screw with me because of my Alzheimer's. How am I supposed to keep track of a bunch of young white people that all wear green shirts? They all start to look alike after a while. Except for that mouth ring chick in the beginning. Her name is momodelicious.
Thanks to TheMightyThor1212 (who is the wedding crasher of YouTube gatherings) for giving me the names here:
http://www.youtube.com/littlepandaexpress bear
http://www.youtube.com/princessdiana161
http://www.youtube.com/supadupaflygirl
http://www.youtube.com/shaycarl
http://www.youtube.com/edbassmaster
http://www.youtube.com/davedays
http://www.youtube.com/charlestrippy
Note- second upload with additional scenes. The first version got squished from letterbox.
P.S. I don't really have Alzheimer's. It's called prosopagnosia (sometimes known as face blindness) -- a disorder of face perception where the ability to recognize faces is impaired, while the ability to recognize other objects may be relatively intact. The term usually refers to a condition following acute brain damage, but mine is a congenital form of the disorder. Most of my brain damage has resulted in insanity not this disease.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: youtube gathering yotube davedays shaycarl edbassmaster charlestrippy supadupaflygirl violent pandabearexpress superflygirl shaykarl ed bassmister charlestripy fred
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| Pranking Popular YouTubers - 132 sec
Some pranks you do for others. But others you do for yourself.
Victims: CharlesTrippy, TheMightyThor1212, ShayCarl
I can't remember the girls usernames but it's like superflybravepandaopinion or something like that.
Why is everyone getting sponsored by blogtv except me?
http://notcoolenufforblogtv.ofnalts.com/
Auteur : nalts
Tags: prank youtube car costume drive away chicken suit nalts charlestrippy not fred shaycarl themightythor1212
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| Secret Sauce to Viral Video - 117 sec
I talked about the elusive "secret sauce" to viral videos at a Yahoo conference in Toronto today and decided to fall off the stage again. It's become my hallmark.
Also shot some footage for dork runner. He's taking a coastal jog that includes Philly, NYC and LA. Stay tuned. Naturally there's no purpose but to see who I can convince to join me, and look like an idiot.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: fall off stage nalts yahoo conference secret sauce kontonis paul dork runner foryourimagination viral
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| YouTube on NBC Today show "Frustrated Fliers" - 143 sec
This is a brief segment of an NBC Today Show segment called "Frustrated Fliers." Uploaded with permission.
To see USAIR Sucks (my video that appears)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweAat7ZhPM
Airlines... we are social media and we'll hold you accountable. And we're coming after you, gas pumps. I don't appreciate the wedgie yesterday.
In Canada for a Yahoo! conference to talk about online video. Don't tell YouTube executives. I don't want them to think I'm cheating.
You know I'm making fun of myself by showing a Today show clip, pretending to have an agent and thinking people want to follow me on Twitter? If you can't make fun of yourself, then you can't make fun of others.
Follow me on Twitter- because you can't resist.
http://twitter.com/nalts
By "agent" parked
http://www.surrendertotheabsurdity.com right after he saw this.
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Tags: nalts nbc today media youtube travel frustrated fliers twitter canada yahoo usair
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| Butterfart: exclusive footage of rare insect - 43 sec
You won't find out about the Butterfart in school, encyclopedias, Google or even Wikipedia. That's because it's a rare species of butterfly that has an audible and potently smelly fart. The gas is not toxic, but it frightens children.
http://www.willvideoforfood.com
http://www.kevinnalts.com
Auteur : nalts
Tags: butter butterfart butterfly children fart farterfly farting nalts run running
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| Motorcycle Stunt Gone Wrong - 158 sec
To stay old and stupid, we must first be young and stupid. Everyone fails at something... I just choose to parody it.
UPDATE 7/5/08 - The scar is starting to scab. If you have extra pain medication, please bring it to YoTube July 12, 2008 in Philadelphia. I will probably recover in time to attend.
This is a response to SMPFilms' "Car Stunt Gone Wong."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPYiIQiEfng
Thanks to Mikhalt for the music:
Echotune and Shadow Devil Sun
Video camera and voice by http://www.youtube.com/babysitterofnalts
(Not a sponsored video, silly)
Auteur : nalts
Tags: motorcycle stunt car vehicle accident gone wrong smp nalts smpfilms Cory MrSafety crash wheels
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| Save Me, Laura Croft! - 23 sec
Dita Von Digital (VenetianPrincess) has hacked YouTube and stolen the virtual essence* of HappySlip, WhatTheBuckShow, Zipster08 and me. It is her mission to release them from her computer board, and save YouTube from her evil wrath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6KZ4QfTI68
Oh shut up and watch the video I'm responding to. It's f'ing eye candy, you bitch. Especially since that eyesore we call VenetianPrincess got Zipster08 and me involved (respectfully, the Gay Godfather of YouTube and his developmentally challenged step son). Despite rumors to the contrary, Zipster08 remains gay even after collaborating with Hillary Clinton's BFF.
* virtual essence is not a fart.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: venetianprincess lara croft tomb raider wanted angelina jolie dominatrix girls google ps matrix
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| Kids Steal Van Again - 162 sec
Sequel to "Kids Steal Van." Featuring the Nalts family and Mugglesam's Sophia and Isabella.
www.kevinnalts.com
www.mugglesam.com
www.willvideoforfood.com
Auteur : nalts
Tags: boy car cheese children chuck drives kids mugglesam nalts steal van
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| Naked Cheese Video- Best Ever! - 28 sec
Best naked cheese video ever. A short film by Kevin Nalts.
If you have to ask, then you just don't get it.
naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch
Related cheese videos:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=2F13FD79795117BC
Auteur : nalts
Tags: best naked cheese video american zardoz short film airplane pizzle sore feltch
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| Scary Maze (kid gets scared) - 53 sec
Scary maze was a nice way to welcome our house guests...
http://www.wimp.com/maze/
Hee hee
Auteur : nalts
Tags: scary maze prank video nalts anime blooper spoof computer game candid
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| Popular Animal Abuser - 184 sec
To celebrate video 666, I thought I'd address this ongoing perception that I'm an animal abuser.
This is a myth propagated PETA yawanna lie-arrheas who juice up on too much Hatoraid. I love animals. Especially with a side of mashed potatoes and gravy.
YoTube: July 12:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZULzBltf1Ug
So yeah. I'm the 8th most popular video creator using TubeMogul.
http://www.tubemogul.com/about/top40.php
And on my death bed I shall receive total consciousness. So I've got that going for me. Which is nice.
Says NewTeeVee: "The fact that an online video buffoon like Nalts can score higher than CBS confirms that the playing field has been significantly leveled." http://newteevee.com/2008/06/25/tubemoguls-biased-list-shows-new-media-kicking-a-online/
(Or maybe this just says CBS still hasn't taken me up on my offer to save Katie Couric and Old Media):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRBWqcupPs
I'm going to sleep now. This took too long to edit, and it's boring.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: tubemogul nalts PETA animal abuse pipistrello turtle sxephil whatthebuckshow charlestrippy yotube gathering
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| Turtle Racing Time - 95 sec
Woah. Nalts channel has officially become the low-budget version of Animal Planet.
Here are some turtles we found in North Carolina (near Duck) yesterday. The hippo one from earlier today is older....
P.S. No animals were harmed in the making of this. We love animals too, and these fellers have long since forgotten about this video. Before you even watched this, they returned to tranquil meditation on the lake. Take a lesson from the turtles, dear PETA friend, and lighten up. Francis.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: turtle snapping bite racing time animal planet nalts comedy PETA
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| When Hippos Fly - 42 sec
Ever seen a flying hippo? Some hippopotamuses can fly. Through water anyway.
I haven't seen one fly through the air since 1989.
The fish eat the algae and the hippo's poop. The tour guide lady said some other things about hippos, but I was left pondering the diet of the fish.
"Edward, your breath smells odd. Have you been eating Martha's poop again?"
"Yes, mom. I can eat whatever I want. You're not the boss of me."
This is an old clip, but I like it and don't think I've put it on YouTube yet.
Auteur : nalts
Tags: flying hippo hippos hippopotamus water children kids nalts
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| HappySlip Cup Beat Lessons - 88 sec
HappySlip teaches the Nalts family how to do her infamous cup beat. But only Patch Nalts can hang.
Thanks:
http://www.youtube.com/happyslip
Auteur : nalts
Tags: happyslip nalts cup beat how to instruction jingle bell patch
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| Cow's Have Milk (Oreo Contest) - 140 sec
Oreo contest entry:
http://www.youtube.com/Oreo
This is one of the top 10 finalists for the Oreo moments contest. If you want to vote, rating this video doesn't count. To vote for this video in the Oreo Moments Contest, please visit:
http://www.youtube.com/Oreo
Out takes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCx7dqJpVTk
Thanks! :)
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Tags: oreo oreos contest entry winner loser cow milk heist kid costume nalts grant babysitterofnalts
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| Funny Kid Photos - 121 sec
Before I could embarrass my kids via video, I took a lot of still photos. Here are some old ones (mostly of the oldest two).
Mind you some of them have been edited out by request of them. :)
Auteur : nalts
Tags: funny kid photos bananas silly humor comedy children animals nalts
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| Kid, Bike & Pitbull - 121 sec
What makes it even safer to learn how to ride a bike? Riding it into a yard with a pitbull! Now all I need is a bag of broken glass for crafts.
This was footage taken this morning over a span of about 20 minutes. I can't believe how quickly Charlie went from almost no balance to this. As I upload, he's biking in circles.
Any suggestions on how to make him autonomous from the start? I keep having to get him started. Whoops- gotta go back out no!
Auteur : nalts
Tags: nalts pitbull kid bike riding bicycle charlie dog helmet smurf
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