| Tardis Taxi 3 - Hook, Line and Sphincter - 356 sec
Now in 3D CGI! Anywhere you want to go in space and time, just call Gallifrey 23 23 23 and ask for Tardis Taxi!
"That's not the holy shrine of Piscus, you pillock, that's just some dead bloke on a stick!"
Created by Dr Aardwolf and Reverend Flatus using Combustion, Bryce, Blender, Ulead, Cool Edit and Reason.
(c) 2008 DARF Productions
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags: tardis taxi dr who parody sci fi religion theism jesus fish heads cgi britney heresy star trek bryce armageddon apocalypse end times 2012
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| Rozz Grey's little joke - 21 sec
Rare footage of Rozz Grey cracking a joke with the crew between takes.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags: rozz grey ufo alien news out take outtake blooper joke double entendre
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| Secrets of the Slide-O-Phon! - 199 sec
At last it can be revealed, the secret inner workings of the amazing Slide-O-Phon!Designed and built by Reverend Flatuus based on one of Dr Aardwolf's hallucinations.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags: slide-o-phon stylophone tannerin ondes martinot instrument electronic circuit reverend flatuus dr aardwolf
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| Alien Message 2 - 405 sec
This is the second transmission from aliens hiding on Earth, intercepted and translated by Reverend Flatus and Doctor Aardwolf using a modified sonic screwdriver and a babel fish.
(C) 2008 Piss-Poor Productions
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags: alien message satire comedy religion atheist news ufo roswell secret space et skeptic spy gr
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| Dumb All Over by Father Wayne and the Fuglies - 359 sec
Dumb All Over
Music and lyrics by Frank Zappa
Performed by Father Wayne and the Fuglies
Guitar solo by Nick Hirst
Cruciform guitars supplied by CRUX
Whoever we are, wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now our behavior is dumb
And if our chances expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove
The other race or the other whatever
From the face of the planet altogether
And we call it the earth which is a dumb kinda name
But we named it right 'cause we behave the same
We are dumb all over. Dumb all over, yes we are
Dumb all over, near and far, come all over, black and white
People, we is not wrapped tight
And nerds on the left, nerds on the right
Religious fanatics on the air every night
Sayin' the bible tells the story
And makes the details sound real gory
About what to do if the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book we got over here
You can't run a race without no feet
And pretty soon there won't be no street
For dummies to jog on and doggies to dob on
Religious fanatics can make it be all gone
I mean, it won't blow up or disappear
It'll just look ugly for a thousand years!
You can't run a country by a book of religion
Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules of ancient date
Designed to make you all feel great
While you fold, spindle and mutilate
Those unbelievers from a neighboring state
To arms! to arms! Hooray, that's great
Two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate
They ship the parts to mama in
For souvenirs, two ears, get down
Not his, not hers, but what the hey
And the good book says: it's gotta be that way
But their book says: revenge the crusades
With whips and chains and hand grenades
Two arms? two arms? Have another and another
Our god says: There ain't no other
Our god says It's all okay
Our god says This is the way
It says in the book: Burn and destroy
And repent and redeem and revenge and deploy
And rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book and that makes 'em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up and stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb to poove them out of existence
While leaving the real estate just where we need it
To use again, for temples in which to praise our god
'Cause he can really take care of business
And when his humble TV servant with humble white hair
And humble glasses and a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls, tells us how god Says it's okay to do this stuff, then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it, we ain't goin' up to heaven
Depending on which book you're using at the time
Can't use theirs, it don't work, it's all lies
Gotta use mine, ain't that right?
That's what they say, every night every day
Hey, we can't really be dumb if we're just following god's orders
Let's get serious, god knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here and the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So if we're dumb, then god is dumb
And maybe even a little ugly on the side.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags: Frank Zappa Dumb All Over religion Father Wayne fuglies crux jihad holy war islam christianity judaism
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| Tardis Taxi 2 - 'Droppin' A Clanger' - 231 sec
Anywhere you want to go in space and time? Just call Tardis Taxi on Gallifrey 23-23-23.
Episode two: "Droppin' A Clanger"
Special guest star: Colonel Clanger
Conceived and produced by Reverend Flatus and Dr Aardwolf
(c) 2007 Piss Poor Productions
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:tardis taxi dr who space time clangers ufo tribbles harrods sonic sledgehammer
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| Tardis Taxi 'Where to, Guv?' - 225 sec
Anywhere you want to go in space and time? Just call Tardis Taxi on Gallifrey 23-23-23.
Episode one: "Where to, Guv?"
Special guest star: Professor Stephen Hawking
Conceived and produced by Reverend Flatus and Dr Aardwolf
(c) 2007 Piss Poor Productions
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:tardis taxi dr who stephen hawking hypatia alexandria space time star trek
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| All Things Dull and Ugly Illustrated - 95 sec
The music is All Things Dull and Ugly by Monty Python, with images of twenty-eight complete and utter evil bastards selected for your disgust by Alien8ted and Reverend Flatus. Who would be your 28 most evil bastards?
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:all things dull ugly monty python bastards dictators evil psychic fraud killer
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| Religion - Marcus Brigstocke - 440 sec
Marcus Brigstocke rants about religion. Not for the faint-hearted! Audio from 'The Now Show', Radio 4, Saturday 21 July 2007. Pictures compiled and sequenced by Alien8ted.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:religion fundamentalism islam christianity judaism jihad holy war suicide bomber god jesus christ mohammed
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| Telstar by Rozz Grey and the Kastaways - 290 sec
Rozz Grey and the Kastaways perform their extraordinary rendition of Joe Meek and the Tornadoes' Telstar. Featuring Rozz Grey on the Slide-O-Phon and Ann Grey on vocals, Telstar tells the story of a pioneering emissary and symbol for world peace, wantonly destroyed by a cold war nuclear test.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:telstar tornadoes joe meek satellite rozz grey slide-o-phon space music world peace cold war
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| Penn and Teller talk about Bullshit on Youtube - 122 sec
See Teller talk! Penn and Teller at James Randi's The Amazing Meeting 5, January 2007, Las Vegas. They discuss the legalities of watching their 'Bullshit' series on Youtube. Sorry about the sound/picture quality!
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:penn jillett teller you tube bullshit james randi amazing meeting tam5 las vegas skeptic atheist
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| Get Him While He's Hot! - 144 sec
This is my mate Geoffrey's dating video which he begged me to put up. He's prone to the occasional 'Kirk-jerk' but he's alright. So ladies, if you want to date this stud-muffin, post a video response, or if you think you can make a WORSE date video, post that!
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:date dating video geoffrey wiffen love hot stud muffin sexy kim bassinger carrier bag spock bones greasy sad
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| Message for CapnOAwesome - 56 sec
Message for CapnOAwesome from Osama Bin Laden.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:osama bin laden capnoawesome toilet humour dubya caribou
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| Bonebomb - 203 sec
Bonebomb from the Eno album 'Another Day on Earth'. Song composed and performed by Brian Eno, voice by Aylie Cooke. Wavetrace and transcription by Alien8ted. The song depicts the last thoughts of a suicide bomber.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:Eno Brian Bonebomb music suicide bomber bomb terrorist death war minimalist shrapnel despair life alienated
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| First map of an extrasolar planet! - 102 sec
Astronomers have just produced the first map of a planet that is orbiting another star!
Music and text by Dr Aardwolf
Full story, pics and animations here:
www.badastronomy.com
www.cfa.harvard.edu/press/2007/pr200713.html
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:planet star extrasolar map astronomy space alien hot spot dr aardwolf
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| Slide-O-Phon - 156 sec
See, hear and thrill to the revolutionary Slide-O-Phon!
Designed and built by Reverend Flatus.
Based on one of Dr Aardwolf's Hallucinations.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:music theremin tannerin ondes martinot stylophone instrument electronic circuit reverend flatus dr aardwolf
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| Psychic Girl - 174 sec
A girl talks of her psychic experiences. Music by Dr Aardwolf, video effects by Dr Aardwolf and Reverend Flatus.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:psychic girl sylvia browne ghost spirit prediction 9/11 bush strange gift harriet
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| Alien Head Ballet - 102 sec
Rozz Grey and co perform their version of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band's 'The Head Ballet'. Music is performed by Reverend Flatus on the Fartfisa organ.
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:rozz grey bonzo dog doo-dah band head ballet music dance alien ufo comedy
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| Father Wayne says Wotcher! - 336 sec
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and wotcher! Father Wayne 'ere, freelance Vicar an' all-round 'oly bloke. This is my second video. Gawd bless ya fer watchin'!
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:comedy religion father wayne church priest vicar holy atheist bishop elvis presley king zen monk witch pagan exorcism
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| Cosmic Eye Candy - 359 sec
Take a mind-blowing tour of our galaxy's most beautiful nebulae, immense interstellar clouds of gas and dust. The images are mostly from Astronomy Picture of the Day: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/
The music is Clair de Lune by Debussy, performed by Isao Tomita.
Far Out
Beyond the bright cartoons
Are darker spaces where
Small cloudy nests of stars
Seem to float on the air.
These have no proper names:
Men out alone at night
Never look up at them
For guidance or delight,
For such evasive dust
Can make so little clear:
Much less is known than not,
More far than near.
Philip Larkin
Auteur : alien8ted
Tags:space astronomy nebula stars music tomita clouds carl sagan apod debussy gas cosmic eye candy sublime beautiful amazing
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