| The Onion: Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years - 83 sec
Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.
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| The Onion: 'No Values Voters' Search For Most Evil Candidate - 118 sec
Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.
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Tags: comedy funny onion fake news john mccain barack obama election 2008 white house evil
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| Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law - 170 sec
Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.
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Tags: comedy funny satire onion fake news congress senate FISA wiretap barack obama
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| The Onion: Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day - 151 sec
The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fake news onion india pakistan nuclear weapons bush muslim jihad
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| Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency - 178 sec
President Bush will seek to comfort victims of his presidency as they try to make sense of the destruction he has caused.
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| The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 - 148 sec
Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
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| The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election - 180 sec
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fake news election voting barack obama john mccain politics
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| The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' - 182 sec
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fake news death penalty supreme court justice badass law capital punishment
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| The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare - 104 sec
A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fake news children healthcare barack obama john mccain election doctor family
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| The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds - 110 sec
High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss.
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| The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp - 113 sec
White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time.
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| Warcraft Sequel Lets You Play A Character Playing Warcraft - 179 sec
World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
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| The Onion: Genetic Scientists Develop Sheep With Goat Brain - 87 sec
After years of experiments and tens of millions of dollars, scientists have finally created a sheep that thinks and acts like a goat.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fake news animals sheep goat
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| New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less - 115 sec
Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
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Tags: comedy funny satire fakes news fast food mcdonalds kfc chicken nuggest
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| Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There - 188 sec
Intrepid reporter Don Abrams surveys what might be damage from a massive landslide in the Philippines, although it's hard to tell from his altitude.
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| 2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League - 134 sec
Scouts say Scraps is the best donkey basketball player they have seen in years, but some are concerned he's not mature enough for the big time.
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| The Onion: Horrific Crash A Sad Reminder Of Princess Diana - 124 sec
As the wreckage from today's tragic crash continues to smolder, one can't help but think of the accident that took the life of the People's Princess.
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| The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' - 209 sec
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
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| The Onion: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists? - 122 sec
Panelists discuss the alarming trend of politicians who break their promises to the lobbyists who helped elect them.
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Tags: comedy satire fake news politics john mccain hillary clinton barack obama election 2008
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| The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past - 128 sec
The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
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