| My Novel is a Blank Page - 214 sec
For all the wannabe novel writers out there, this is for you.
And no, this didn't mean to be a plug for Dell laptops and Microsoft Word.
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags: novel fiction fan fic book writing scorpicus
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| Not Dead and "You Tube - 5 Interesting Fact game" - 237 sec
Scorpicus is ALIVE! And she has discovered the ways of video blogging and so produced this offering to subdue her no doubt unsatisfied subscribers.
Tagged You Tubers are:
-PiercedPretty
-Chrisenome
-PimpMyChocobo
-JakeHeartsBass
-VampiressYuffie
And on another note, extracting the camera from inside the dog to make this video was a very messy process involving pliers, sticky tape and an electric toothbrush. :P
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags: Blog Scorpicus you tube five interesting facts
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| Final Fantasy VII: The Zack/Cloud Date Scene - 119 sec
After escaping Hojo's laborotories, Zack takes Cloud to the Gold Saucer to... er... hide from ShinRa soldiers.
My VERY limited knowledge of Crisis Core events etc. lead to this premise and, somehow, a multitude of penis gags. Enjoy!
N/B: This is actually the winner of the third official(ish) Gold Saucer date vote.
Check out my site and download the vid and Zack patch (makes Zack and Cloud swap places in the game so you you play as Zack -for the PC version) at: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Check out the forum: http://stinging.freeforums.org
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags: Final Fantasy VII Cloud Strife Zack Fair Date scene slash parody funny comedy
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| The Political Correctness Announcement - 84 sec
I'm finally back from the hiatus and, in celebration, I put together this shoddy attempt at sattire.
No, I couldn't resist inserting a Vincent fangirl crack.
Check out my site: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Check out the forum: http://stinging.freeforums.org
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags: Political Correctness Announcement Scorpicus comedy
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| The Chronicles of Heaven and Hell - Pilot/Teaser Epiosde - 166 sec
The pilot episode for the internet series "The chronicles of Heaven and Hell". Pretty irrelevant to the actual plot of the series, but it gives you guys a little taster...
More episodes coming soon!
Download Sims and modding tutorials from my website:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags: Chronicals Heaven Hell demon soul sell seiries pilot episode
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| Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Aeris Date Scene - 177 sec
Zack and Aeris go on a date in the lifestream Gold Saucer alternative!
It's the winner of the second official Gold Saucer date vote!
Enjoy!
Download this vid, sims, modding tutorials and Final Fantasy VII patches at my website:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Check out the forum at:
http://stinging.freeforums.org
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Zack Fair Aeris Gainsbourgh Date scene zeris zaeris gold saucer scorpicus
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| Cloud and co Watch Advent Children - 433 sec
Cloud and the rest of the gang watch Advent children and pretty much talk all the way through it.
Cue a round of remote stealing, shipping and sex jokes!
Sequel to "Rufus and the Turks Watch Advent Children".
Check out my website to download this vid and more here: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Check out the forum: http://stinging.freeforums.org
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Cloud Strife Cid Highwind Tifa Vincent Aeris AerithYuffie RedXIII nanaki
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| Birth of a Sim - 163 sec
A Sim is born!
But, what are they thinking as you alter there looks, gender, age and personality?
Visit: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com for more vids, sims, modding tutorials and patches to download!
Visit: http://stinging.freeforums.org to chat with fellow you Tubians and FF heads ;)
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Sim Sims Sims2 body shop parody creating comedy funny scorpicus
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| Final Fantasy VII: The Hojo/Lucrecia Date Scene - 310 sec
The shipping frenzy continues with a Hojo/Lucrecia Gold Saucer date scene. Because mad scientists need love too!
Check out the forum here: http://stinging.freeforums.org
It's the only place where I'll be counting the Gold Saucer pairing votes, which works two fold to give you an incentive to sign up and keep the voting all in one place ;)
And if you're bored check out my site: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Hojo Lucrecia Cresent Vincent Valentine date scene forum
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| Sephiroth Patch Cut Scenes Preview - 95 sec
For my Sephiroth Patch (makes Cloud and Seph swap places so you play as Seph) I've re-edited the cutscenes for the next version - this is a preview of a couple of said cut scenes.
You can download V1.1 of the Sephiroth patch for FFVII PC version here:
http://files.filefront.com/Scorpicus+Sephiroth+v11+Patch/;8838258;/fileinfo.html
You can download the Cutscene pack (140mb) here:
http://files.filefront.com/Sephiroth+Cut+Sceneszip/;8683887;/fileinfo.html
Check out my website for more patches, sims and tutorials:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final fantasy VII Sephiroth modding patch tweaking hacking
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| Final Fantasy VII: Tseng's Day Off - 417 sec
Tseng finally has a day off from Shinra to chill and relax. That is until Rufus phones...
You can download this vid and others; patches, sims, modding tutorials and save games from my website:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Tseng Rufus Shinra Reno Rude Elena Turks comedy funny parody
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| Final Fantasy VII: Cid/Shera Date Scene - 304 sec
Set after the events of FFVII, Cid takes Shera out on a date in the Gold Saucer.
Hilarity occurs.
You can download this vid and more, as well as patches; modding guides and rare save games from my site:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Cid Highwind Shera Date scene Gold Saucer funny comedy parody
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| Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes (Part 2) - 132 sec
Due to popular request (two people :p) a second part of Hojo's guide has been spawned, wherein the guys try out what they learned...
Cue another round of cheesy pick up lines and low poly rejection!
NB: This vid will make so much more sense if you watch the first part...first! And I , the thoughtful person I am, have video responsed the first part to make it even easier for you ;)
You can download Hojo's guide (part 1 and 2 edited seemlessly together)from my website:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Hojo guide hot babes Cloud Strife Reno Rufus Shinra Cid highwind Vincent Valentine tifa Lucrecia Elena
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| Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Final Fantasy Babes (Part 1) - 357 sec
Hojo shares his "wisdom" with some of the FFVII crew on how to score beach babes.
Your innocence will be destroyed by watching this vid. No refunds!
On nother note, if you enjoyed this vid, you should check out "Aeris guide to Scoring Cute Guys".
You can download this vid (and download the newly created Masamune Patch) from my website:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Hojo Guide Hot Beach Babes Final Fantasy VII Cloud Strife Vincent Valentine Reno Turks Rufus Shinra Cid Highwind Funny
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| Aeris' Guide to Scoring Cute Final Fantasy Guys - 275 sec
Aeris gives the FFVII gals a prep talk on how to get some booty!
Hilarity occurs.
Pretty much a pairing fest: Vincent x Yuffie, Elena x Tseng, Tifa x Cloud, Cid x Shera and Scarlet x Rufus snipits included.
Once you finish watching this vid, you should check out Hojo's Guide to Scoring Hot Babes - espicially if you're of the male variety ;)
You can download this vid from my site: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Cute guys Aeris Tifa Cloud Cid Shera Yuffie Vincent Tseng Elena Rufus Scarlet Pairing shipping
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| Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Cloud Date Scene - 373 sec
Alternate description: Yay! Cartoon foreplay!
Actual description: Okay, we lied, it's porn.
Actual Actual Description: Cloud and Sephiroth, mortal enemies, go on a date in Gold Saucer... it's crack to the end... gotta love it!
(No, stop getting your hopes up, you randy sods. No porn included).
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Sephiroth Cloud Strife slash pairing date crack Gold Saucer funny comedy
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| Final Fantasy VII: Ode to Cait Sith - 202 sec
Poor Cait Sith- no one likes him! Well, in this parody vid, Cait Sith finally gets a chance to shine! If Cloud let's him in the party that is...
Watch, laugh and enjoy ;)
WARNING: This is probably the most random and pointless of all of my Final Fantasy VII parodies. Yes, you didn't think it was possible did you?
You can download this vid at: http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII game parody comedy Cait Sith Reeve Cloud Strife Tifa Cid Highwind battle funny
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| Yuffie/Vincent Gold Saucer Date Scene - 295 sec
May I present to you, the most sought after pairing to go on a Gold Saucer date scene: Yuffie/Vincent!!
Also, I now have my website up - find Final Fantasy VII modding tutorials, LOTR sim downloads, my blog and more at:
http://cutfilms.awardspace.com
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:Final Fantasy VII Vincent Yuffie date scene pairing spoof parody shipping tribute funny comedy
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| Bees in the Bathroom - 104 sec
Six bees had somehow got into my bathroom and, in true film maker fashion, I dashed to get my camera to film this never before seen event.
I think I have the honour of creating the first bee centered wild life film in the bathroom!
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:bees wild life nature film documentary bugs insects bathroom
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| Swear Jar - 123 sec
The emotions you go through when givin a swear jar. Warning: This vid contains a lot of cussing - sensitive ears you've been warned!
Auteur : Scorpicus
Tags:swear swearing jar comedy funny stupid cussing
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