| "Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" by Roy Zimmerman - 197 sec "Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends." Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: bush bashing election satire decider  |
| "Is America Ready?" by Roy Zimmerman - 242 sec "Is America Ready?" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Video shot at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre during "Mark Pitta and Friends." Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: election candidates Obama McCain Clinton woman black president Howard Taft  |
| "To Be a Liberal" by Roy Zimmerman - 267 sec from Roy Zimmerman's new album "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends." Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: liberal conservative knee jerk satire election  |
| My Campaign Promise - 87 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
Here's my promise to "campaign in all fifty states" before the election. Can I count on your support? Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: satire song election candidates Obama Hillary McCain Huckabee  |
| "Superdelegate" by Roy Zimmerman - 179 sec http://royzimmerman.com
A song for one of those 795 Democratic Party insiders who put the mock in Democracy. "Superdelegate" is available for download (or will be soon) at http://royzimmerman.com/ With apologies to Curtis Mayfield.
SUPERDELEGATE
words and music
copyright © 2008 by
Roy Zimmerman
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
I can't be trusted
To choose my own nominee
Democracy is just too important
To leave it to people like me
So gimme my election
'Cause it feels good to check that box
And when you determine how it should have turned out
I'll be right here sucking rocks
'Cause only when the ballots have all been collected
Can they be corrected
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...vision
When your vote is counted
It's like ten thousand to my one
It's good to know that my representative
Has such representation
So, do someone a favor
'Cause you know they'll remember that
You scratch their back and they'll scratch yours
It's his or her tit for your tat
The Democratic Party is too democratic
'Cause Democrats so erratic
Nineteen-Seventy-Two
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was George McGovern
Ooo
Nineteen-Seventy-Six
The nominee was chosen by the people
And that nominee
Was Jimmy Carter
Ooo
But Nineteen-Eighty-Four
The nominee was chosen by the Superdelegates
And that nominee
Was Walter Mondale!
Superdelegate
Won't you supersede my decision
Ooo, Superdelegate
I need your...super...imposition
Ooo Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: barack obama hillary clinton superfly nomination curtis mayfield presidential campaign satire song  |
| "Eine Kleine Barackmusik" by Roy Zimmerman - 100 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
This song, with apologies to W. A. Mozart, is available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/
EINE KLEINE BARACKMUSIK
Barack Obama has a funny name
Barack Obama has a funny name
His name's Barack Obama
That's right, Obama
Sounds like Osama
I'm just the hundred-forty-seven-thousanth comic to have made that idiotic point
And his middle name, middle name
And his middle name's Hussein
Hussein, not Saddam, but Obam...
When he was a kid he smoked a joint
And he inhaled
He smoked a joint and inhaled, that was the point
He also did cocaine
His middle name's Hussein
He wants to be the POTUS
And I wonder if you notice
That Barach Hussein Obama has a funny name
Obama is the candidate of change
Ought to change his name, it's pretty strange
Why can't he just be John or Steve?
Or Bill or even George?
Or anything but Sue
And one more question: Is he black enough
Yes, is he black enough to be the president?
Born in Honolulu
He's got kin in every region
Schooled in Indonesia
He's a one-man Foriegn Leagion
He's got game
And also hope, and lots of folks who feel the same
And also, did I mention, quite a quirky name
And once you go Barack
You're never going bock
Bock Barack...Obama! Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: barack obama democratic party primary election wolfgang amadeus motzart  |
| "America" by Roy Zimmerman - 360 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
"America" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes.
This video recorded at the national conference of the Skeptic Society ( http://www.skeptic.com/ ). Thanks again to Dr. Michael Shermer. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: satire song patriotism hope metaphor  |
| "My TV" by Roy Zimmerman - 305 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
"My TV" is on Roy's CD "Homeland," available at http://royzimmerman.com/store.php and at iTunes
This video taped at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer and Mark Pitta. Great sound by Edwin D'Shazo. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: satire song impeachment bush 2000 election stolen  |
| "When a Child Is Born" by Roy Zimmerman - 205 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
Happy Holidays and All the Days to everyone from the Zimmerman Harby family.
Recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in bucolic Mill Valley, CA. Thanks to Lucy Mercer, Tim Stone, Mark Pitta and Eric, the sound man. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: christmas humanist peace love understanding  |
| "Two Brothers" by Roy Zimmerman - 189 sec "Two Brothers" is on Roy's "PeaceNick" CD and on his new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/
This video was recorded at McCabes Guitar Shop (hence, the huge M on the wall). Thanks to Lincoln Meyerson and Wayne Griffith. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: satire song christmas hanukkah ramadan judaism islam ashmael isaac  |
| Thanks and Happy Holidays from Roy Zimmerman - 198 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
This could be called "How(l) To Play Christmas Is Pain." It's a thanks for watching, and a sample from Roy's new DVD "How (and why) To Play PeaceNick" available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags: satire songs christmas guitar lessons  |
| "Hello NSA" by Roy Zimmerman - 187 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
"Hello NSA" is on Roy's "Faulty Intelligence" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and on iTunes. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:satire song surveillance domestic spying privacy Elvis impersonator ashcroft  |
| "Let's Go After the Buddhists" by Roy Zimmerman - 171 sec In support of the Myanmar monks. http://royzimmerman.com/
"Let's Go After the Buddhists" is on Roy's "Homeland" CD, available at http://royzimmerman.com/ and at iTunes.
This video returns by popular demand and in support of the Myanmar monks. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:satire Myanmar monks 9-11 terrorism profiling zen buddhism tolerance  |
| "Larry Craig Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman - 233 sec http://royzimmerman.com/
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Recorded 9/11/07 at "Mark Pitta and Friends," 142 Throckmorton Theatre, Mill Valley, CA. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:Larry Craig satire song gay republican homophobia  |
| "Thanks For the Support" by Roy Zimmerman - 273 sec Available for download at http://royzimmerman.com/
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Recorded on 9/11/07 at "Mark Pitta and Friends," 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:support our troops satire song yellow ribbon war iraq  |
| "Ingles" by Roy Zimmerman - 179 sec http://www.royzimmerman.com
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"Ingles" is on my CD "Faulty Intelligence," available through my website and on iTunes. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:satire songs english only official national language  |
| "Saddam Shame" by Roy Zimmerman - 267 sec http://www.royzimmerman.com/index.php
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A version of "Saddam Shame" is on my album "Faulty Intelligence" available on my website and on iTunes. Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:satire songs war iraq hussein bush bashing  |
| How to Play 'Defenders of Marriage' by Roy Zimmerman - 280 sec http://www.royzimmerman.com Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:satire songs gay marriage guitar tablature newt gingrich  |
| How to Play 'Jerry Falwell's God' by Roy Zimmerman - 247 sec http://www.royzimmerman.com/index.php Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:Jerry Falwell satire guitar instruction  |
| How to Play "Creation Science 101" by Roy Zimmerman - 260 sec http://www.royzimmerman.com Auteur : RoyZimmerman Tags:creationism evolution satire guitar  |